Pence website hacked - hilarity ensues
Link to tweet
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/news/a56968/mike-pence-website-hacked/
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Pence Christ lawn sign!
Breakfast
3 Loose Handfuls Of Cheerios
Pot Of Coffee
Dinner
Dinosaur Nuggets
Mother's Spaghetti
Tall Glass Of Milk
Late Night Snack
Ketchup Popsicle
EDITOR'S NOTE: MOTHER AND I HAD THE RUMBLIES IN THE MORNING, SO WE ENDED UP SLEEPING IN OUR BEDS FOR MOST OF THE DAY.
Dear Mother,
For many years I’ve slept in my comfortable pajamas--they zip from head to toe and are made of the softest red flannel. They were lovingly made for me on my nineteenth birthday by my dearly departed grandmother. Unfortunately, I’ve been suffering from some nightmare-induced cold sweats which have disintegrated the delicate fabric. I know my mother (wife) loves snuggling up to me when I’m wearing these P.J.s. I have to say I’ll miss our nights of hot chocolate and bible verse recitations in bed. Mother may I...buy a new pair of pajamas?
Sincerely,
M.P. in D.C.
Dear M.P.,
Well, you are a VERY lucky young man to have such a wonderful grandmother who made you a snuggly sleepsuit! And your wife is a VERY lucky young woman to have a flannel-swathed mate. Unfortunately, holes in pajamas can result in unintended glimpses of the human body, which lead to naughty nighttime behavior. For your wife’s sake and your own, find a new more modest solution to your sleepwear situation--ideally one cut from thick fabric and sewed tightly at the seams.
Love,
Mother
