PINO Trump Issues Orders to General Mattis

[MineralMan]

PINO: "I want you to do something. Do something big to North Korea! Do something now!"

Mattis: "What would you have me do, Mr. President?

PINO: "I don't know, but make it tremendous, you know, the likes of which nobody has ever seen. Something like that..."

Mattis: "You'll have to be more specific, Mr. President."

PINO: "I don't know. Don't you have bombs and things you can use? Some sort of death ray or something?"

Mattis: "No ray, sir. No ray. We don't have any sort of ray thing yet."

PINO: "Well, you have to do something big. I promised, you know, "fire and fury."

Mattis: {shakes head slowly} "Yes, sir. Give me a month or two and I'll get back to you with some plans..."

PINO: {stamping feet} "That's not good enough. I want it! I WANT IT NOW!"

[Angry Dragon]

1. PINO??

[herding cats]

2. President in name only. nt

[Angry Dragon]

3. Thank you

[MineralMan]

4. Thanks for the help!

[moonscape]

8. I was thinking Person in Name Only n/c

[ProudLib72]

5. Can you imagine what it must have been like

When Mary Anne would take him shopping with her? Or at dinner time?

Donnie: "I said two scoops! I want two scoops NOW!"

Mary: "Donnie, you're getting to be a 'big boy' and I don't want you to be teased by the other children."

Donnie: "I don't care! If they tease me, I'll sit on them and crush them like ants!"

[MineralMan]

6. Donald V(eruca) Salt

[Gothmog]

7. I fear that your post may be right on as to what trump is telling our military