Robertson says homosexuality will destroy America: Gays will force Christians to have sex w/animals

[sandensea]

Televangelist Pat Robertson warned that the backlash to Indiana’s anti-LGBT law signaled a renewed assault on Americans’ sexual practices and “deeply held Christian beliefs.”

Robertson used last night's broadcast of the “700 Club” to bring up a pizza shop owner in Indiana who made national news when she told a TV reporter that she would not cater food at a same-sex wedding, Right Wing Watch reported.

“I’m not sure I would serve pizza for a gay wedding,” Robertson said. “Most gays, if they’re having a wedding, don’t want pizzas – they want cake. It’s the cake makers that are having the problem.”

The “700 Club” host warned that if gay couples were permitted to serve Christian-baked cakes during their wedding reception, there’s no telling where they would stop. Pat Robertson claims gay people will force Christians to embrace anal sex, endorse sex with dogs.

At: http://www.nova-magazine.net/pat-robertson-homosexuality-destroy-america-christians-endorse-bestiality/

Too late, Pat.

[superpatriotman]

1. Project much, Pat?

You old twisted perv

[sandensea]

3. What is it with Bible thumpers and beastiality.

It's always either that, or, in Scaliar's case, sodomizing a toaster.

[smirkymonkey]

18. I'm thinking projection.

They are waaaaay too preoccupied with it.

[Hieronymus]

19. They dwell on it .. an obsession?

[Blue_true]

48. They are really freaky aren't they.

Good thing cross species fertilization don't work because we would have Christian Right horse-people.

[Volaris]

64. It's the kinkiest thing they can think of, because the sex they are having,

CLEARLY isn't satisfying.
If he wernt such a fucking asshole about it, I'd probably feel bad for him, as getting to have at least satisfactory consensual sex on an at-least semi-regular basis kinda strikes me as a basic human right...

That, or he's just a piece of shit snake oil salesman who's ratings dropped off again this month.

[demosincebirth]

81. Last paragraph is it.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Who even thinks about stuff like that?

A rhetorical question, obviously. People like Pat Robertson think about stuff like that. Why they do, I'll leave to the psychiatrists...

[TexasBushwhacker]

22. I was thinking that too

Bestiality doesn't even cross the mind of most people. What has been on his mind?

[jaysunb]

4. I spoke diectly w/ the devil this morning and he said

He keeps him alive just for laughs.

[sandensea]

6. Thread winner

[Bettie]

5. You know, super religious people

think way more than most people about sex with animals.

[RKP5637]

17. Yep, sex is always on their minds. They doth protest too much. n/t

[MagickMuffin]

7. Whatever Pat!

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Are you trying to tell us something? After all you guys know how to project, you're really good at it!

[hatrack]

8. Fucking DIE, you dried-up pile of shit!

Just FUCKING DIE, we're tired of you and your honking sanctimonious bullshit, and your farcical beliefs and your endless greasy scammy hustling greed.

Make the world a better place.

DIE.

[RKP5637]

16. Well said! I'm fed up with creeps like him! n/t

[dalton99a]

25. Seconded.

[lunasun]

37. Third to agree . Really rid the world of an evil Pat - Leave

[Initech]

72. The sooner these fucking morons get raptured the better!

They can stop ruining our country because, Jesus.

[TEB]

9. Larry Craig Dennis hastert David naaramore Kentucky gop

GOP sexual scandals I give shit if your gay but men's rooms really Larry Craig. hastert child rapist pig then narramore exposing him self in public.

[leftstreet]

10. You can't 'have sex with' an animal. It can't consent

It's assault

Although I doubt the distinction matters to the fucking weirdos who think and talk about it

[roamer65]

86. Very good point.

It's sexual assault/rape.

[MFM008]

11. Another

Fantasy from some freak.

[sarisataka]

12. Nearly one hundred percent of Christians I know

Practice sodomy and at least experiment with anal sex. No one forces them to do it although a bit of alcohol before hand increases the chances of it happening.

Now on to the next point, what do the dogs think of this?

[Doreen]

75. Dogs think it is ruff.

Oh, sorry but it was just there.

[ProgressiveValue]

92. You know how they justify that, right?

The anal sex is somehow different if it is a man doing it to a woman, as if the rules for how the rear end functions change if the person in question female and attractive.

[CincyDem]

13. Don't give me that crap - it was only this year Ohio finally outlawed sex w/animals...

...a lot of Trump counties wouldn't know what to do with themselves if beastiality was outlawed.

[TexasBushwhacker]

23. Bestiality isn't uncommon in farm communities at all

Remember the scene in "Last Picture Show" where the teens put the simple boy ( Sam Bottoms) with the obese Tommy Sue in the back seat of the car? One of the teens said "I'd rather have a heifer than Tommy Sue." Not uncommon, not uncommon at all.

[madinmaryland]

24. *snort* ....

After living here the first 21 years of my life and then coming back 30 years later, I have to agree with you.

What the fuck do they do with all those farm animals?

[CincyDem]

26. There are some questions in life to which you DO NOT want to know that answer.

You just asked one of them.

[madinmaryland]

33. There once was a man from Nantucket who took a pig

into a thicket to **** it...

The limerick goes down hill from there.

Apparently Massachusetts Man has a similar problem!!

[Weekend Warrior]

14. He puts such little faith in Gods greatest gift.

That of free will.

[RKP5637]

15. Robertson is a pervert! He's always dreaming up crap like this. When will the masses learn

people like Robertson are a bunch of perverts getting their kicks off by talking about sex and others in perverted manners. Actually, I think many have started to recognize him for what he is.

[Alice11111]

84. Yes, I bet

He orgasms during the climax of his beastiality sermons.

[RKP5637]

95. Yep, probably does!!! n/t

[Hieronymus]

20. Love that video ..

she hates his guts.

[sandensea]

30. No doubt about it.

When I saw that Robertson made another one of with beastiality comments again, I inevitably thought of what our dear First Lady must have had to put up with.

[Alice11111]

85. She looks sad and depressed. The thought of him, 300

pounds of lard, who is a pervert, misogynist & rapist, using her as his receptacle, for his pleasure, must be on her mind, every time he gets near her.

I think I would get ill and have to stay near my NY doctor.

[lpbk2713]

21. That boy aint right.

Even if he does sit at the right hand of gawd.

[Initech]

27. Why are they so obsessed with beastiality?

[Blue_true]

49. Yeah. They seem to think of it often.

When I wake up each day, bestially is the 10,000,000,000,000,000 thing on my list to think about that day.

[Initech]

52. The only person who I know of who thinks about beastiality often is Randal from Clerks.

And unfortunately I can't find that clip on Youtube.

[Freethinker65]

28. Still waiting for it to happen, huh?, Pat

[SHRED]

29. In his dreams.

[sandensea]

46. Well then, he's got plenty to choose from.

Ostrich:



Hyena:



Pig:



Turtle:



Whale:

[Blue_true]

50. Pat is holding out for a Turtle-Whale.

He likes them special.

[sandensea]

51. If Sarah Hickabee keeps downing those pork rinds,

she might just be able to oblige him.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

60. The outlaw Jersey whale

[syringis]

87. About the pig

Where does she find her dresses?

She always look like she pulled out a curtain and sewed it at the drop of a hat.

[sandensea]

88. Like her idol, Scarlett O'Hara.

(with apologies to Vivien Leigh)

[syringis]

89. Oh yes I remember

At least, Scarlett came out with something reasonably elegant...

I'm off topic but I have a question about "Gone with the Wind".

Notwithstanding that I enjoyed the book but, something titillates me, or to a certain point, more likely bothered me a bit. The slaves are described devoted to their masters, happy to stay slaves, almost horrified by these "emancipated nigger" with which they have nothing in common nor will deal with them.

The back cover picture the novel as a reflect of the living in the south.

I have hard time to believe it. Is it really an accurate image?

[sandensea]

91. It seems very one-sided and romanticized

Historians agree, for instance, that slaves were generally mistreated and felt mostly fear for their masters - rather than attachment or loyalty (there were no doubt some exceptions - especially among the more fortunate house slaves, as Mammy was).

Most in fact had already run away by the time the Civil War ended - and even those who would have preferred to stay were often forced to leave because gross Confederate mismanagement of monetary policy (i.e. printing a flood of worthless money while the elite hoarded the gold for themselves) drove many plantations to the wall.

Most landowners lost their property that way, rather than through any "Yankee" seizures, as portrayed in Gone With the Wind (although that happened too).

We should note as well than most white people in the slavery era were dirt poor, and often fared worse than the slaves themselves; slaves, after all, were property and had to be minimally looked after.

There was a small white - even black - middle class (merchants, professionals, government officials, medium landowners, etc); but lion's share of the wealth was, as you can imagine, held by a relatively few families with hundreds, even thousands of slaves. Gone With the Wind seemed written mostly from their point of view.

[JHB]

31. I love when these reverse-Jonahs complain about things "rammed down their throat"...

...when they swallow whale-sized whoppers whole on a regular basis.

I first posted this in 2013, so where I say "22 years ago" below, make that 26:

Pat Robertson predictions from Jan. 1991: how'd his "special link to God" serve him?

I was cleaning out some old papers and found some notes I'd jotted down while watching Pat Robertson on his 700 Club show (back then I'd occasionally monitor Robertson and other politically active RW religious figures**cough**nuts**cough**)

The date on it is 2 Jan 1991, so just over 22 years ago. At the time it was halfway through Poppy Bush's presidency, 5 months after Saddam Hussein had invaded Kuwait, and a little over 2 weeks before "Operation Desert Storm" (i.e., while military assets were still being moved into place).

Pat "special link" Robertson's predictions and comments:

- Short war with Iraq
-low interest rates, prime rate to 7%, stocks plummet
-by September, vibrant stock market out on a limb
-Bush reelected
-collapse in '93
-God is holding off disaster so that evangelicals can get the job done
-people of God support CBN (Robertson's cable network-JHB), high increase in donations
-if we leave Saddam, we must garrison Saudi Arabia indefinitely. Must attack Saddam or he will ___(must have dropped the word that followed-JHB). We Are Americans and must act like Americans, not back down to some tin pot dictator

Considering the lack of opposition from the then-nearly-collapsing Soviets, the short war wasn't all that tough to predict, though I think he had in mind weeks not the "100 hour war" that resulted (as long as you don't count our presence in Iraq for the next 10 years). I haven't looked up how the interest rates, prime rate, and stock market fared. I think his "special link" glitched on the '92 election, and gee, somehow we didn't collapse in '93. As for the rest, the only rational response is to point at him and laugh one's fool head off.

[MLAA]

32. If there is a God, she just signed Hell's extradition request for this POS

[WePurrsevere]

34. I think Robertson projects too much. A 8 years ago it was 'Sex With Ducks'...

And his fear of 'other' fundraising bull is just as ridiculous (and NOT 'WWJD') as it was then.

[sandensea]

35. I used to have pet ducks.

I always felt bad for the female duck whenever the male got in the mood. They're pretty brutal about it.

[WePurrsevere]

43. They can be. We've had ducks and chickens...

I prefer ducks. Roosters can be mean SOBs.

[sandensea]

44. How downright fowl.

[Archae]

73. Duck and chicken sex are for the birds.

Hee!

[WePurrsevere]

90. Ha! You quack me up.

[milestogo]

36. How would that be worse than having Trump in the White House?

[sandensea]

45. Talk about bestiality.

He's a pig, and is screwing the country every damn day he's in office.

[milestogo]

56. Reverse bestiality, I think its called...

[Xolodno]

38. I bet he does a lot of...

..."research" in bestiality. Just saying....

[The Genealogist]

39. Jeez Pat, I think you've thumped that Bible one time too many

He's been off the rails for decades, but this is just humorous. Ah well, people will still send in their love offerings to his overflowing bank accounts.

[lunasun]

40. This sick evil mans hateful crap is puke worthy every fucking time

The “700 Club” host warned that if gay couples were permitted to serve Christian-baked cakes during their wedding reception, there’s no telling where they would stop.
Pat Robertson claims gay people will force Christians to embrace anal sex, endorse sex with dogs.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

41. Then clearly Pat already must have done it already

Which animal did you have bestiality relations with Robertson?

[Binkie The Clown]

42. Robertson REALLY wants to have sex with animals, but for him to do so without guilt...

...he needs for someone to force him to do it. So this is clearly wishful thinking on his part.

[BootinUp]

47. That gif of Melania is a riot. Pat on the other

Hand is a money grubbing disgraceful excuse for a Christian man.

[nkpolitics1212]

53. Didn't a former Republican US Senator compared homosexuality to man on dog sex?

He is from Transylvania.

[sandensea]

55. It wasn't Larry Craig was it?

Talk about a wide stance.

[nkpolitics1212]

57. It was Rick Santorum.

Speaking of Larry Craig, Are we going to have another upper Midwestern Republican US Senator get caught toe tapping in the Minneapolis St Paul airport men's room?
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[sandensea]

70. I should have guessed!

After he heard what they named after him, I'm surprised he didn't change his name back to Santoro (it's Italian - but he doesn't want his bigots to know about that either).

[Warren DeMontague]

63. John Cornyn warned that marriage equality would lead to people marrying box turtles

However, box turtles have been disappointed to discover that it hasn't, actually, done anything for their romantic prospects.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

54. Whew! Glad I'm not Christian!

[Kaleva]

58. Robertson would probably be shocked to find that many of his flock engage in anal sex.

[Turbineguy]

59. The 700 Club.

34 too high.

Where men are men and the sheep are scared.

[3catwoman3]

61. It is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...

...past time for Pat to meet his maker.

[sandensea]

69. Here's hoping his maker will still take him!

[3catwoman3]

71. That alternative destination...

...would be most appropriate for someone as evil and perverted as he is. He is 100% creepy.

[Blue Owl]

62. Hmmm Pat I hadn't thought of that until you brought it up

[kimbutgar]

65. Sounds like his wildest fantasy

Those christofascist always fretting about other people's sex lives. Like they are not sexually satisfied themselves because they are repressed. Pat R might like doing it with a sheep.

[Judi Lynn]

66. Pat needs to pray harder that "the gays" can't reach him to make him share his sexual riches

with animals.





That's right, Pat, pray as hard as you can.



The best thing Pat can do is to keep busy so gays can't jam his mind
with thoughts of sex acts with animals.


Love the gif showing Trump saying something creepy to Melania and pompously turning his back. She is probably so damned sick of smiling at him when the world knows it he most clearly doesn't deserve a smile from anyone living. I would imagine she has worked harder being his companion than anyone on earth has ever worked. The fact he has lived to become such an incredible A-hole would be a testament to her amazing self-control.

[sandensea]

68. Besides human beings and animals, banks would do well to stay away from Robertson as well

From 1999:

Bank of Scotland yesterday pulled out of a multimillion-pound deal with the American television evangelist, Pat Roberston, after he claimed last week that Scotland was a 'dark place' overrun by homosexuals.

The bank must pay Robertson more than £10 million ($16 million at the time) for calling off the deal to set up a U.S. telephone banking network with the far-right preacher and politician.

This follows pressure from investors following a series of disclosures in The Observer and on US cable news about Robertson's view that Scotland was inhabited by powerful homosexuals and liberals.

However, Bank of Scotland's decision to buy Robertson out of the contract provoked anger, too.

Tim Hopkins, of the Edinburgh-based campaign group Equality Network, said: 'It's very, very unfortunate that he's ended up pocketing £10m which he can now use to promote his politics - although better that than 25% of future profits.'

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/1999/jun/06/douglasfraser.emilybell

[syringis]

77. He is really obsessed with homosexuals

Such fixation cannot be explained otherwise than beeing gay repressed himself...

[sandensea]

79. With the GOP it's hard to tell if the gay bashing is b/c they're gay too, b/c their base expects it,

or both.

[Judi Lynn]

78. Oh, jeez! How is it the criminally insane do so well in our society? He still profited wildly.

With our luck, he still won't shut the F up after death, but will still get his vicious attacks back to the world, to keep us enlightened.
Except for Scotland, that is.

So glad to have learned this. Never knew, and only too happy to catch this infamy and add it to the collection of grotesque, appalling things I've heard about Pat, the Voice of Gawd.

Congratulations to Robertson-free Scotland.

[sandensea]

80. Ah, the beautiful Scottish Highlands.

Definitely on my bucket list.

[syringis]

67. Homosexuality will destroy America ?

No M Robertson.

You loathful ignorant bigot and your lobotomized followers will do.

What's your problem with homosexuality ?

Don't worry and rest in your shit. Those you stigmatize so conscientiously have what you will never reach, even in your craziest dreams : good sens and compassion. They will never torture animals, forcing them undergoing sex with scumbags.

[Elwood P Dowd]

74. A certified 100% asshole is worried about anal sex.

Go back to stealing Social Security checks and retirement funds from the seniors you rip off on a daily basis.

[Algernon Moncrieff]

76. Isn't that Rick Santorum's schtick?

Be very careful - Do you know what happened when the gays took over Wilton Manors, Florida? A lot of houses were renovated, nightlife erupted, and property values rose.

[Alice11111]

82. Except for the poor animal, I think he should be

Obliged to carry out his fantasy...which is his obvious obsession.
Sorry, for being rude. He just makes me ill.

[roamer65]

83. When can we start persecuting these nutbags?

They seem to be literally begging for it.

[WinkyDink]

93. I'm thinking ole Pat has a really, really big closet. With Ungaro frocks.

[ProgressiveValue]

94. Video of animal reacting to Pat Robertson being near:

[workinclasszero]

96. Project much Pat?

Why do these right wing fake Christians have bestiality on the brain?

Apparently they/Pat Robinson think about it all the time.

hmm....