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Dr. A ❄️? @AAPsycA lawyer, a spy, a mob boss, and a money launder walk into a bar. The bartender says: "you guys must be here to talk about adoption."
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A lawyer, a spy, a mob boss, and a money launder walk into a bar (Original Post)
bigtree
Jul 2017
OP
Funny. But of course "Russian adoption" was shorthand for quest to lift sanctions,
FailureToCommunicate
Jul 2017
#4
A lawyer, a spy, a mob boss, and a money launder walk into a bar. The bartender says:
L. Coyote
Jul 2017
#6
sharedvalues
(6,916 posts)1. I like this one too
A spy, a mob boss and a money launderer walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be, Mr President?".
Link to tweet
gordianot
(15,223 posts)5. This joke writes itself.
I wrote a similar variation in February and have seen countless nearly identical bar jokes since that time. Trump is a joke but not that funny-Sad.
workinclasszero
(28,270 posts)10. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Perfect!
oasis
(49,108 posts)2. Good one.
njhoneybadger
(3,910 posts)3. The absurdity of it all has no bounds.
FailureToCommunicate
(13,968 posts)4. Funny. But of course "Russian adoption" was shorthand for quest to lift sanctions,
free up Putin's and other oligarchs cash, and generally kiss and make up to the Kremlin.
So, not really that odd a meeting topic.
L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)6. A lawyer, a spy, a mob boss, and a money launder walk into a bar. The bartender says:
Who's the lawyer Mr. Trump?
marybourg
(12,531 posts)8. Great minds think alike.
That's what I thought the punch-line was going to be also.
whathehell
(28,941 posts)7. LOL!!
Love it...The best.
skip fox
(19,353 posts)9. lovley
uponit7771
(90,193 posts)11. lofl
raven mad
(4,940 posts)12. HUGE grin here!
I had copied this one months ago. It now seems appropriate.............
Only in America could a man whose staff took away his Twitter account be given the nuclear codes.―Graydon Carter