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Wed Jul 19, 2017, 08:03 AM

A lawyer, a spy, a mob boss, and a money launder walk into a bar

Dr. A ❄️‏ @AAPsyc

A lawyer, a spy, a mob boss, and a money launder walk into a bar. The bartender says: "you guys must be here to talk about adoption."





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Reply A lawyer, a spy, a mob boss, and a money launder walk into a bar (Original post)
bigtree Jul 2017 OP
sharedvalues Jul 2017 #1
gordianot Jul 2017 #5
workinclasszero Jul 2017 #10
oasis Jul 2017 #2
njhoneybadger Jul 2017 #3
FailureToCommunicate Jul 2017 #4
L. Coyote Jul 2017 #6
marybourg Jul 2017 #8
whathehell Jul 2017 #7
skip fox Jul 2017 #9
uponit7771 Jul 2017 #11
raven mad Jul 2017 #12

Response to bigtree (Original post)

Wed Jul 19, 2017, 08:11 AM

1. I like this one too

A spy, a mob boss and a money launderer walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be, Mr President?".



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Response to sharedvalues (Reply #1)

Wed Jul 19, 2017, 10:25 AM

5. This joke writes itself.

I wrote a similar variation in February and have seen countless nearly identical bar jokes since that time. Trump is a joke but not that funny-Sad.

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Response to sharedvalues (Reply #1)

Wed Jul 19, 2017, 12:45 PM

10. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Perfect!

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Wed Jul 19, 2017, 08:14 AM

2. Good one.

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Wed Jul 19, 2017, 08:40 AM

3. The absurdity of it all has no bounds.

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Wed Jul 19, 2017, 09:53 AM

4. Funny. But of course "Russian adoption" was shorthand for quest to lift sanctions,

free up Putin's and other oligarchs cash, and generally kiss and make up to the Kremlin.
So, not really that odd a meeting topic.

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Wed Jul 19, 2017, 10:27 AM

6. A lawyer, a spy, a mob boss, and a money launder walk into a bar. The bartender says:

Who's the lawyer Mr. Trump?

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Response to L. Coyote (Reply #6)

Wed Jul 19, 2017, 12:21 PM

8. Great minds think alike.

That's what I thought the punch-line was going to be also.

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Wed Jul 19, 2017, 10:27 AM

7. LOL!!

Love it...The best.

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Wed Jul 19, 2017, 12:31 PM

9. lovley

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Wed Jul 19, 2017, 02:37 PM

11. lofl

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Response to bigtree (Original post)

Wed Jul 19, 2017, 06:49 PM

12. HUGE grin here!

I had copied this one months ago. It now seems appropriate.............

Only in America could a man whose staff took away his Twitter account be given the nuclear codes.―Graydon Carter

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