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Thu Jul 13, 2017, 04:29 PM

You know who else grabs and yanks people's hands?

Dogs.

Young dogs (and older ones who haven't been trained) are notorious for becoming overly excited, grabbing a person's hand in their mouth, and tugging on it vigorously. They don't mean anything by it except to say, "Oh, I love you! Won't you play with me?" However, it can be very unpleasant, and it can become dangerous with larger dog breeds. Every trainer and responsible dog owner recognizes this as a highly undesirable behavior issue and will do their best to try and correct it. The trainer I took my dogs to recommended either shoving my hand into the dog's mouth to make it uncomfortable or boxing the dog's ears.

So where the hell is tRump's trainer? Is it up to the first lady of France to shove her hand down his throat and box his ears? NO! He should have been taught that grabbing and yanking on hands was an undesirable behavior before being let out into public. But, no, we have an untrained, slobbering, deranged Great Pyrenees loose on the streets of Paris, and whenever he grabs someone's hand and yanks, we are supposed to think it's cute.

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Reply You know who else grabs and yanks people's hands? (Original post)
ProudLib72 Jul 2017 OP
The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2017 #1
ProudLib72 Jul 2017 #3
monmouth4 Jul 2017 #2
Ms. Toad Jul 2017 #11
dalton99a Jul 2017 #4
GallopingGhost Jul 2017 #8
demmiblue Jul 2017 #5
ProudLib72 Jul 2017 #9
enough Jul 2017 #6
BowlLikeAChicken Jul 2017 #7
ProudLib72 Jul 2017 #10

Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 04:42 PM

1. Whack him with a rolled-up newspaper

and rub his nose in his poo. You shouldn't ever do those things to a dog, but some ill-mannered old men might deserve it.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 04:48 PM

3. Old school discipline for an old school dog

You're right, those techniques do not work, but they would be fun to use on tRump.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 04:45 PM

2. I think it was payback from when Macron beat him at that game earlier..n/t

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Response to monmouth4 (Reply #2)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 09:53 PM

11. That was my thought. n/t

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 04:48 PM

4. Squirt bottle

but then he might like it - a reminder of the fun he had in Moscow

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #4)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 07:00 PM

8. bwahahaha!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 04:54 PM

5. Said no dog trainer ever.

Yes, you are trying to make a point. I get that. But...

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Response to demmiblue (Reply #5)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 07:15 PM

9. Huh?

That's what the trainer my wife and I used told us to do. Actually, boxing the ears was more for jumping up. Making a fist in the dogs mouth so that it was uncomfortable was for hand grabbing.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 05:18 PM

6. This is not exitement or affection. This is domination. NT

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 05:25 PM

7. You know who else grabs and yanks people's hands?



Hitler.

thank you, I'll be here all week.

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Response to BowlLikeAChicken (Reply #7)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 09:32 PM

10. Not anymore

Let's make it that way for twitler.

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