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Tue Jul 11, 2017, 12:14 AM

Shit Be Cray, Jr.

Well, usually there's been a fair amount of insanity by this point of a Monday evening, but Fox News tells me that all everybody's talking about is Smallhands Magoo picking up a hat the wind knocked off of a marine's head, so I guess there's nothin' worth writing about, huh?

We learned that the Shart's immigration platform was written in part by commentator/author/Ghost of Klan Rallies Past Ann Coulter, isn't that nifty? Coulter later compared the document she'd co-scripted to the Magna Carta, because keeping brown people out of the country really is that important when you're a white supremacist. In unrelated news, I plan on surfacing in the comments to this post, proclaiming it to be like If the Guitar Solo in Purple Rain Were a Political Satire Post.

We also learned that Steve Bannon has an oil painting of himself dressed as Napoleon. Normally, this is the point where I'd make a joke, but I think this one stands on its own.

Luther Strange, appointed to fill Jeff Sessions' Senate seat upon his darkly comical ascension to the top of the Justice Department, and facing a tough GOP primary challenge, decided to take the Al Franken route to political victory. Strange admonished his fellow Senators to "work as hard as President Trump is working." BWAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAH...I had no idea ol' Luther was such a cut up. I hear he has a Netflix special coming. It's like a Richard Spencer speech, but with dick jokes.

Speaking of the Justice Department, and I'm a little late on this, but there's a case down in Texas regarding your standard, Republican, massively-disenfranchising voter ID law. Under Obama, Justice was on the side of those challenging the law, but now that the President's Loyal Huntin' Dawg, Beauregard, is in charge, things've changed, and Justice stunned the world by striking their up-till-now-co-plaintiffs multiple times with a steel folding chair, leaving them writhing and bloodied on the courthouse floor before grabbing a mic and asking "WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN SESSIONSMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOOOOOOUUUUUUU????" and flexing before the bench for several minutes.

'Member how Il Douche came back from the G-20 summit with the brilliant idea to set up some sort of joint cyber-security task force with the, ahem, one nation on earth that's been consistently waging cyber attacks on the United States? Well, even after sending poor Steve Mnuchbag out on the shoz to defend this little stroke of genius, Drumpfy walked it back shortly after returning home from golf. My guess is Mad Dog Mattis whacked him in the nose with a rolled-up newspaper and told him "No! We don't share classified intelligence with the Russians! BAD PRESIDENT," and then rubbed his nose in the turd Bannon drunkenly left outside the Oval.

From the realm of the legitimately enraging, the news from Colorado is that American citizens are demanding to be dropped from the voting rolls rather than have their private information turned over to the Pence/Kobach Traveling Voter Suppression Extravaganza and Medicine Show. Folks, don't do this. Especially since Kobach and co. had to send out a "yeah, actually hold off on sending that information that nobody wants to send us anyway, turns out we're being sued." (Also, donate to EPIC and the ACLU to support their lawsuits, okay?)

God, I don't even know where to begin with the fuckin' Comey thing. So, Fux and Frenz followed up on a Hill report that some of Comey's Famous Chocolate Chip Memos contained classified information. Now, Fux n' Palz claimed that Comey LEAKED classified info, which isn't what the Hill story said, and doesn't seem to be true (Some Comey memos contained classified info, but not the ones Comey leaked to HIS And Friends, ya follow?). Anyhow, because our Idiot Manchild President thinks everything he sees on Fox is God's Own Truth Carved in Stone, he tweets out that Comey is a Leaker who Leaks all the Leaks and has broken all kinds of laws, and that shit is so far form being true that even Fux has issued a retraction, but don't worry, about twelve million rubes have scribbled it into the back of their family Bibles by now, the irreproachable truth of the Book of Shart.

(If I got any of that wrong, it's because it's exhaustingly fucking stupid. Sorry/not sorry.)

The Russia sanctions bill, passed by a holy-shit-these-people-can't-even-agree-that-puppies-are-cute bipartisan majority in the Senate, continues to languish in the House. And of course, Shart House officials are putting pressure on the House GOP to water the sanctions down as much as possible, which is exactly what a normal executive branch does when dealing with a hostile foreign power that attacked the nation, just like when FDR gave the famous "Day That Will Live in Bar Trivia, Maybe, But Prolly Not" speech to a joint session of Congress on December 8th, 1941.

The concepts of "Lack of Surprise" and "Weary Disappointment" collided at full force today, with the release of a poll revealing that a significant majority of Republicans think that higher education, that fucking COLLEGE, is a BAD THING. Seems like only yesterday Jim Inhofe was smugly bustin' out a snowball on the floor of the Senate, trying to nutpunch Science; I'm sure he shed the tears of a proud parent seeing that poll. There might be an argument that the modern Republican Party is something more than a mob of enraged idiots whipped up into a perpetual fury by a deceptive media bubble at the bidding of an oligarch donor class for the sole purpose of providing the votes for tax cuts that never benefit the idiots who back them...but it can't be a very good argument.

Meanwhile, a couple of the rabid dingoes of the Freedom Caucus, Mark Meadows and Mo Brooks, are makin' noises about forcing a government shutdown over Shart-o the Clown's Big Stupid Border Wall. God bless these lunatics. They've already dragged the entire House GOP into voting for the least popular possible configuration of the Poor-Folk-Mulching Act, excuse me, "Republican Health Care Bill," which will likely never become law, and which will be like an anchor wrapped around box of larger anchors come the midterms, but now they want to lead a shutdown if they don't get funding for the wall that the American people don't fucking want. Proceed, Jagoffs.

Oh, and Chris Christie, having chased himself out of politics through his petty, vindictive criminality, took a potential new career as a radio host for a test drive this afternoon. If Chris' destiny is to spend the rest of his life sitting in a chair, yelling at strangers who call in to hurl insults at him all day long...well, I think that'd make Dante chuckle.

Did I miss anything? Nah, I'm pretty sure that's about everyth-

Wait, what's this about Lil' Donnie Jr? Seems he had himself quite a festive lil' weekend!

Sooooo...like a cat with an unusually stupid mouse, the Failing New York Times backed Shart Jr into a corner, and has been fucking with him for their own amusement since Saturday.

First, story was, Junior met with a Russian lawyer connected with the Kremlin. Brought Manafort and Jar-Jar along. Everybody forgot/lied about it for months. Pretty suspicious. But the story they spun was "Oh, it was about orphans, no biggie."

Alright.

Sunday. NYT tells us, "Oh hey, that meeting? Turns out Junior went into it because he was told there'd be Russians there who had some nasty nasty dirt on a certain Hilldawg." Oooooooo. MUCH more suspicious.

And the spin gets a little lamer..."Well...maybe I went to the meeting looking for dirt on HRC from a foreign agent, but I didn't get any, IT'S NOT COLLUSION IF YOU DON'T SUCCEED AT COLLUDING, RIGHT?"

And then tonight, NYT's batting their eyes, all coquettish and shit, and suddenly they let us know that Junior was sent an email saying "This is literally the Russian Government trying to help your dad become President because Hillary Clinton is tough as nails and thinking about her running America makes Putin curl up in the fetal position and cry himself to sleep."

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's collusion with a foreign government. And the Shart House can't muster a denial, just a weak-ass statement that somehow the candidate didn't find out about any of this, even though it was a meeting attended by his campaign manager, his son-in-law, and his eldest fucking son, until he read about it...

...on the homepage of the Failing New York Times.

Now, the source for all this shit, according to NYT, is fucking currently-serving White House officials, so God only knows what the fuck is going on here. Is Jared trying to cover his own ass? Is Stephen Miller trying to get adopted by the God Emperor? Is this Eric's big play to finally get his own bedroom?

Anyhow, Kid Shart finally lawyered up. Hired...a mob lawyer, because you want an experienced professional when you're about to go on trial for treason.

I don't fucking know, folks, what I DO know is...

SHIT BE CRAY.

But yeah, everybody's talking about a hat.

Y'ask me, this is all a big ruse to distract from the fact that it's apparently now impossible to be a gluten-free Catholic. WHAT THE FUCK, THE POPE?

PS...wait, what? A late-breaking story says Jar-Jar and Darth Wino reached out to the Blackwater Jag (Betsy DeVos' brother, don'tcha know) to come up with an alternate strategy for Afghanistan? Are you fucking shitting me? I am getting too old for this shit.

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Reply Shit Be Cray, Jr. (Original post)
TheFerret Jul 11 OP
Barack_America Jul 11 #1
flamingdem Jul 11 #3
Barack_America Jul 11 #6
Initech Jul 13 #64
cilla4progress Jul 11 #10
HipChick Jul 11 #2
calimary Jul 12 #58
Leghorn21 Jul 11 #4
CaliforniaPeggy Jul 11 #5
Docreed2003 Jul 11 #7
MontanaMama Jul 11 #8
Motownman78 Jul 11 #9
pnwmom Jul 11 #11
PatrickforO Jul 11 #12
Control-Z Jul 11 #18
onecent Jul 11 #31
PatrickforO Jul 11 #13
Lugnut Jul 11 #14
gldstwmn Jul 11 #15
KT2000 Jul 11 #17
Zoonart Jul 11 #30
Grown2Hate Jul 12 #56
tblue37 Jul 11 #16
grantcart Jul 11 #19
ProfessorPlum Jul 11 #35
grantcart Jul 11 #38
ProfessorPlum Jul 11 #40
grantcart Jul 11 #41
ProfessorPlum Jul 11 #43
iamateacher Jul 11 #20
oasis Jul 11 #21
livetohike Jul 11 #22
Raster Jul 11 #23
Pacifist Patriot Jul 11 #24
PelicanScot_V3 Jul 11 #29
treestar Jul 11 #25
Vinca Jul 11 #26
PelicanScot_V3 Jul 11 #28
Pacifist Patriot Jul 11 #32
PelicanScot_V3 Jul 11 #27
colorado_ufo Jul 13 #59
BSdetect Jul 11 #33
Bettie Jul 11 #34
Leghorn21 Jul 11 #36
VaBchTgerLily Jul 11 #37
Permanut Jul 11 #39
cp Jul 11 #42
BSdetect Jul 11 #44
mac56 Jul 11 #45
CaliforniaPeggy Jul 11 #46
dalton99a Jul 11 #47
lunatica Jul 11 #48
flibbitygiblets Jul 12 #57
VOX Jul 11 #49
BobTheSubgenius Jul 11 #50
Lotusflower70 Jul 11 #51
colorado_ufo Jul 13 #60
RainCaster Jul 11 #52
stopwastingmymoney Jul 11 #53
littlemissmartypants Jul 12 #54
Gothmog Jul 12 #55
blue-wave Jul 13 #61
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cate94 Jul 13 #63

Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 12:17 AM

1. It's increasingly hard to wrap my head around being an American right now.

I literally cannot believe the shit I'm witnessing.

Someday maybe I'll look back on it with appreciation for having "been there", but it's not a happy time at the moment.

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Response to Barack_America (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 12:24 AM

3. At least we're number ONE!1 in weirdness

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Response to flamingdem (Reply #3)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 12:30 AM

6. We'll be skyrocketing up the corruption charts this year, for sure.

I'd have to say top prize is becoming a real possibility.

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Response to flamingdem (Reply #3)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 04:33 PM

64. America is becoming the world's Florida. Thanks republicans!

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Response to Barack_America (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 12:35 AM

10. I know,

I know, I thought for the first time tonight really seriously, about getting a prescription.

Ferret is AMAZing!

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 12:19 AM

2. TheFerret....Let me count the ways I love thee..

another winner!

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Response to HipChick (Reply #2)

Wed Jul 12, 2017, 05:52 PM

58. Can't count that high.

I know. I've already been trying!

LOVE TheFerret! He's as juicy a read as The Rude Pundit!

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 12:28 AM

4. Shit be cray on crack, TF!! Lordy, how great to see you! - saving you for morning read over

a cuppa joe, but meanwhile - yay YOU!!

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 12:29 AM

5. Well. I was just about to call it a day and go to bed...............when I spotted Your Name.

Some posts I will stay up for.

Yours is one.

I've been giving money to the ACLU monthly now for some time, even though it's not tax deductible. Some things are just too damn important, and they are one of those.

GREAT post, as usual.

Thank You.

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 12:32 AM

7. And now my day is complete, TF!!!

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 12:34 AM

8. Oh dear Ferret...

You can always make me laugh just when I thought I couldn't possibly face one more moment of this epic shit show.

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 12:35 AM

9. F this S I'm out

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 12:52 AM

11. Thanks again for helping to keep us sane by exposing the absurdity of today's USA. n/t

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 12:59 AM

12. Okay, I thought you were shitting me about Bannon's oil painting.

LMAO.

Here's a pic of Steve in all his glory:



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Response to PatrickforO (Reply #12)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 02:48 AM

18. Is that for reals?!?!! n/t

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Response to PatrickforO (Reply #12)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:48 AM

31. He looks like he's going to a Halloween party...dumb ass!!

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 01:04 AM

13. I'm from CO and have emailed my protest to the Republican Sec'y of State, and

I've also written and called the Governor's office on the voter information request issue.

We should all do this.

The federal government, no matter who is in charge, has NO BUSINESS requesting voter information from states. No way.

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 01:24 AM

14. K&R n/t

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 01:25 AM

15. "Is this Eric's big play

to finally get his own bedroom?" Dude you are killing me. 😂

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Response to gldstwmn (Reply #15)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 01:39 AM

17. yes - that one killed me too!

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Response to KT2000 (Reply #17)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:19 AM

30. Me three...

Hysterical. You owe me a new keyboard, Ferret.

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Response to Zoonart (Reply #30)

Wed Jul 12, 2017, 01:45 AM

56. I was just about to post this, but glad I searched first. I was RAPT reading this masterpiece,

but I just LOST it at that line. SO well done! POINTS!

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 01:36 AM

16. K&R. nt

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 03:33 AM

19. I haven't heard half of this stuff lol but you may have burried the headline


Five, count them five different WH sources named Fredo as the culprit and made him walk the plank but everyone was surprised that he took a running leap into the shark infested waters.

Why?

Jared was at the meeting and would have handled the discussion. My guess is that there are too many anchors tied to Jared's feet so they handed this one to Jr.

I am sure that they promised him a pardon, in fact I am guessing that Trump Jr already has an undated pardon in his attorney's safe.

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Response to grantcart (Reply #19)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 10:01 AM

35. I picture him more as Sonny, lol

vicious and dumb. and the eldest

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Response to ProfessorPlum (Reply #35)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 11:30 AM

38. The Trump family and senior campaign don't see him as bright enough to be a Sonny

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Response to grantcart (Reply #38)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 11:37 AM

40. that's hilarious

and so appropriate.

Sad!

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Response to ProfessorPlum (Reply #40)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 11:39 AM

41. You think that's funny Fredo just released the incriminating emails so that


Jared and Manefort have to testify why they didn't disclose this meeting

Fredo doesn't have to disclose, hes not in the government.

I am guessing that Fredo already has an undated pardon in his attorney's safe.

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Response to grantcart (Reply #41)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 11:43 AM

43. Jesus

I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 04:15 AM

20. This post be like...

If the Guitar Solo in Purple Rain Were a Political Satire Post. Truer words never written.
Thanks for helping me to keep my sanity!

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 05:47 AM

21. "IT'S NOT COLLUSION IF YOU DON'T SUCCEED AT COLLUDING....

RIGHT?"

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 06:31 AM

22. Priceless! Please teach El Trumpo about using descriptives.

It would make life so much funnier. Love this

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 07:53 AM

23. "...Steve Bannon has an oil painting of himself dressed as Napoleon."

That pretty much says all we need to know.

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:02 AM

24. Lots of gold here, but this has to be the best succinct description of the GOP and their voters yet!

"...a mob of enraged idiots whipped up into a perpetual fury by a deceptive media bubble at the bidding of an oligarch donor class for the sole purpose of providing the votes for tax cuts that never benefit the idiots who back them..."

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Response to Pacifist Patriot (Reply #24)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:18 AM

29. Yep. That nailed it!

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:10 AM

25. LOL. And why do they need dirt on Hillary now?

I thought they bigly won!

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:14 AM

26. I never thought I'd start uttering the phrase "shit be cray."

Another entertaining piece of writing. Thanks, Ferret.

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Response to Vinca (Reply #26)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:18 AM

28. Me either! And I find myself using it several times a day.

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Response to PelicanScot_V3 (Reply #28)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 09:38 AM

32. It's a survival mantra.

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:17 AM

27. His own bedroom. I. CAN'T. BREATHE!





TheFerret just gets better and better.

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Response to PelicanScot_V3 (Reply #27)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 01:27 AM

59. That was my favorite line!

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 09:43 AM

33. You treat them with far more grace than I could ever muster. Funny as always.

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 09:51 AM

34. Thank you

for making us laugh. It's damned hard these days.

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 10:38 AM

36. Morning Ferret kick! Or, "morning, Ferret!" annnd kick! A hot cuppa java and some really cool

Ferret...yah, off to a good start here!

Many thanks!!

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 10:47 AM

37. Love this post!!! made me laugh

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 11:31 AM

39. Great way to start the day. .

A post by TheFerret, and a nice hot cup of covfefe. Kickity reckity

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 11:39 AM

42. Oh, thank you, Ferret!

One of your very best, and that's saying something.
......"like a cat with an unusually stupid mouse"......it's the visual imagery along with the BEST descriptors of our Blight-in-chef and his moblings.
Such tonic in dark times, thank you!

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 12:03 PM

44. k&r

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 12:56 PM

45. Ferret: you need to publish a book.

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Response to mac56 (Reply #45)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 01:15 PM

46. He certainly does!

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Response to mac56 (Reply #45)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 01:41 PM

47. Absolutely.

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 03:47 PM

48. I can hear Hillary's cackle in the background

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Response to lunatica (Reply #48)

Wed Jul 12, 2017, 03:33 PM

57. I sometimes like to entertain the idea that Hillary IS The Ferret

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 08:03 PM

49. TheFerret's in the house, and its property value soars.

Thanks mightily for making the unbearable bearable. As always.

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 09:17 PM

50. I have never seen the like.

Seriously and no foolin'. I have never seen a poster catch fire like this on any forum I have ever been to, and I've been to a lot in the last 20-odd years. Not even close.

58 posts and already a legend.

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 09:39 PM

51. Wow just wow

Lol. These are some crazy fucked up times. The bit about Ann Coulter comparing the immigration platform to the Magna Carta made me want to smack her upside the head. Of course there is always a reason for that when she speaks but yeah that was ridiculous. Thanks again for the post.

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Response to Lotusflower70 (Reply #51)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 01:31 AM

60. Karma attacks Ann every morning

when she looks in her bathroom mirror.

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 10:37 PM

52. An excellent report on the Fate of the Onion.

Ferret, you da master.

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Tue Jul 11, 2017, 11:29 PM

53. Making Dante chuckle...so fantastic, nt

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Wed Jul 12, 2017, 01:05 AM

54. "Poor-Folk-Mulching Act" as long as I can skip the wood chipper portion of the "care" plan, I'm good

Thank you. Where do I monetize my support for you? You really need a blog and a pay pal account. This is the most reliable news I've read, EVER. And Hilarious!!

Keep the faith. You may have found your calling.

♡lmsp

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Wed Jul 12, 2017, 01:26 AM

55. K&R

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 02:02 AM

61. K&R

If only I could write like you. This is great stuff!

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 02:03 AM

62. I lurves it!

True, I've seen this classic and oh-so prescient TF post bopped about GD like a beach-ball at a bubble-gum pop concert since Sunday night, but, in an incredible show of willpower, I haven't replied until now because I literally had nothing to say which wouldn't be super ironic.

Friends don't let friends be ironic.

Great work, TF. And keep them coming... Especially, now that we're learning The Godfather Family Robinson is running our once Sovereign Nation.

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Response to TheFerret (Original post)

Thu Jul 13, 2017, 07:27 AM

63. Thanks for the laugh.

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