Ugh. Twitter guidance pleeeeez

[furtheradu]

I'm new on the twitter machine, been bumbling around on there nearly a week.
Had some fun, learned a lot, had nearly 1000 followers (?), what I really enJOYed is following folks *I* admire/respect/LOVE ..
somehow, I logged out, & can't get back on. Can't find my original username or password, tried to start a new account, & it's using my real life name. Tried changing it, hiding it, something, now it's telling me I have tried too many times, try again later.
Like the twitter machine is frustrated with ME! ?!
he'p me, summmbuddy!

[AJT]

1. I believe Twitter is a series of tubes.....no, wait that's the interweb...

[furtheradu]

2. HA! It's so weird! I don't git it!

but I WANT to!
It wuz fun till it wasn't!

[AJT]

5. Alaska republican senator Stevens(RIP)was the chairman of the

committee on science, technology and transportation and described the internet as a set of tubes.....

[furtheradu]

6. I remember that!

Clueless ole fart!
O.
Hmm.
Well..
At least I'm not a republiker!
*sighhh!* *

[AJT]

7. I think the fact that I remember that makes me the old fart.

[Takket]

3. use the reset password feature

https://twitter.com/account/begin_password_reset

good luck

[furtheradu]

4. Awww, thanks!

It keeps telling me to try again later.
I have a twitchy twitter problem.
It's been 2 days!
I'm Jonesin, mannn!

[cwydro]

8. Lol. nt