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Sat Jul 1, 2017, 02:36 PM

Yoyodyne Industries sends "Monkey Boy" tRump its Employee Voter Information (Satire)

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Yoyodyne Industries, the Pentagon's largest contractor of bomber planes, has complied with president "Monkey Boy" tRump's Election Integrity Commission's request to supply it with all employee voter information. It also stated that none of its employees would be voting in next year's mid-term elections. When asked why, company spokesperson John Bigboote replied, "We are going home." When asked where "home" was, Bigbootie stated, "Planet 10." When asked when they were planning to leave, Bigboote affirmed, "Real soon." It should be noted that Yoyodyne Industries has been under investigation ever since company CEO and lead scientist, Emilio Lizardo (AKA John Whorfin) allegedly stole a secret "overthruster" mechanism from rival scientists at the Banzai Institute.




List of Employees:
John Barnett
John Bigboote
John Camp
John Careful Walker
John Chief Crier
John Cooper
John Coyote
John Edwards
John Fish
John Fledgling
John Gomez
John Grim
John Guardian
John Icicle Boy
John Jones
John Joseph
John Kim Chi
John Lee
John Littlejohn
John Many Jars
John Milton
John Mud Head
John Nephew
John Nolan
John O'Connor
John Omar
John Parrot
John Rajeesh
John Ready to Fly
John Repeat Dance
John Roberts
John Scott
John Smallberries
John Starbird
John Take Cover
John Thorny Stick
John Two Horns
John Whorfin
John Wood
John Wright

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Reply Yoyodyne Industries sends "Monkey Boy" tRump its Employee Voter Information (Satire) (Original post)
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PoliticAverse Jul 2017 #1
ProudLib72 Jul 2017 #2
Gothmog Jul 2017 #3
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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 02:41 PM

1. It's pronounced boo-tay. n/t

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Response to PoliticAverse (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 1, 2017, 02:50 PM

2. Do you think they should have included at phonetic spelling

for the election integrity commission? Probably doesn't matter now since John Whorfin got so sick of John Bigboote's whining that he shot him dead.

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Sun Jul 2, 2017, 01:29 PM

3. LOL

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Response to ProudLib72 (Original post)

Sun Jul 2, 2017, 08:13 PM

4. Well, stupid photobucket isn't working

So I lost the pic that revealed all the social security numbers.

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