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http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/2017/06/melania-trump-federally-funded-side-peen.html

Is Melania Trump Getting Federally-Funded Side Peen?

I had already heard through the grapevines that she was gonna divorce his ass but then he went and played the world’s unfunniest practical joke and became the President of the United States. So she was stuck with him, and doomed to play the ornament in Satan’s tree of an administration.

BUTTTT I hadn’t heard about her side-bae, who happens to be a security guard at the Tiffany’s at the Trump Tower that Melania refuses to leave, even as her husband is living at the White House. I HADN’T HEARD THAT AND IT ALL MAKES SENSE. I thought she was getting through it with a rabbit or some other battery-powered toy. But no, she might have went and got her real life meat.

Chile, listen. Allegedly, Melania outchea playing Rapunzel in the Trump Tower and refusing to let down her hair to play First Lady in DC because her real boo works in the lobby. Maybe she said “Shit. I ain’t gon divorce you or poison you in your sleep because I hate your guts so much but what I will do is not miss out on my regular dick down because you wanna go be president. I’m staying, like Effie White. And NYC gon love me.” That wily bish.

I knew this couldn't possibly be anything new. I'm always behind. Still haven't caught up on Rachel and Lawrence shows from a week ago.

I mean, really...

had to be first LOL

pleasant in her life.

Were above this type of junk. Isn't there enough on her spouse to post?

I really hate being told how to think.