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Mon Jun 19, 2017, 08:58 AM

"There's an elephant in the room? Hand me my rifle." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump, Jr.!!!!



Donald ("Any day without killing something, is a day without an orgasm." Trump, Jr. is saying: "What I don't understand is Father's Day. . . . I mean, this year for my Father's Day present, I had to spend the entire day with the freaking *ssholes. . . . I mean, what's the point?"



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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks & Liars story:

http://crooksandliars.com/2017/06/father-son-donald-trump-jr-whines-about

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Reply "There's an elephant in the room? Hand me my rifle." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump, Jr.!!!! (Original post)
skip fox Jun 19 OP
underpants Jun 19 #1
skip fox Jun 19 #2
LOL Lib Jun 19 #3
smirkymonkey Jun 19 #4
skip fox Jun 19 #5

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 09:07 AM

1. What a complete piece of sh/t

Jesus f Christ

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 09:33 AM

2. Eric is saying

"So I settled on one hundred shares of RepoDex which owns more bankrupt properties than all the competitors combined. . . . What a great Father's Day Present!!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 09:40 AM

3. Caption

"I have an incredibly tiny cock. My daddy's drug addled doctor says it is called a micro phallus. Daddy says he will buy me a new pee pee as soon as the money from Uncle Putie gets washed! Daddy says we have to wash the money because filthy people put germs on it. We have a special washing machine for the money, but daddy says it's in a secret place. We have to hide it from the dirty poor people.

Look at my hands! My new ding dong will be this big!!!! Ivanka is going to pick it out because she is the expert on dealing with dicks. Daddy says she has lots of hands on experience with these things."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 10:15 AM

4. My favorite from the comments:

"Congratulations to whomever tried to shove a tree stump up his ass!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jun 19, 2017, 04:18 PM

5. Donald Jr. is saying:

"Gosh, I don't know what to say. . . . I've got giant hands. . . . My mom's got normal hands. . . . My dad's got teeny hands . . . . My mom's yoga instructor had enormous hands. . . . I guess that's just the way it goes."

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