Suggested daily activities for Ann Romney, Week of July 9, 2012

[Amerigo Vespucci]

It's a new week, and YOU are Ann Romney's personal assistant! So many decisions, and only 24 hours in the day! What would YOU have Ann do first?

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	Sending a warm and thoughtful email to Fox News, in appreciatoin for the way they cover both sides of the story
	0 (0%)
	After doing so much for others, deciding to do a little something nice for herself, like a buying third Cadillac...that kicky little one with the sunroof
	1 (50%)
	Clipping coupons from the Sunday paper and giggling incessantly as she attempts to prove she understands our "struggles"
	0 (0%)
	Relaxing in a warm tub and daydreaming about the Obamas' personal belongings being packed and shipped out of the White House
	0 (0%)
	Three little words: Dressage, Dressage, Dressage. Tally ho, everyone!
	0 (0%)
	Working on her new advice for moms book about raising children that are perfect in every way
	0 (0%)
	Reviewing the blueprints for the 18 hole golf course Mitt plans to build next to the car elevator
	0 (0%)
	Shooting a man in Reno, just to see him die
	0 (0%)
	Yelling at the servants
	0 (0%)
	Drinking a tall, frosty mug of Shut the Fuck Up
	1 (50%)
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[monmouth]

1. The hairdresser!!! Dear god, get the appointment right friggin' now!!!

[KurtNYC]

2. Keep her from biting that woman behind her ?

[WI_DEM]

3. I look at that picture and see a woman who has never had to do a days work in her life

and I include being a housewife and mother--which is hard work--though I'm sure Ann Romney had maids and nannies to help her.