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Thu May 25, 2017, 02:43 PM

Found a section of Melania's pre-nup

This from the "hand holding" section.

Snip:...... In the unlikely event of one member of the household achieving the Presidency of the United States, the marital handholding shall enter an accelerated phase with no prescribed limits. This period should be viewed as a necessary element of the couple’s patriotic duty, and Prospective Wife will be compensated accordingly.

In that extreme case, Prospective Wife will be paid the sum of $200,000 for each additional handhold in public, and $500,000 for each handhold in front of Heads of State. A bonus of $3,000,000 will be paid out for the extreme and borderline inhumane handholding that will be required during a Presidential Inauguration.

Circumstances that unequivocally invalidate the above agreed upon schedule:

Should one or another of the named parties touch a glowing orb, the above handholding schedule is utterly and completely vacated for the remainder of Prospective Husband and Prospective Wife’s marriage.


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dixiegrrrrl May 2017 OP
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Thu May 25, 2017, 02:50 PM

1. "a glowing orb"

Is that what Benedict Donald calls it?

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