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Fri May 19, 2017, 12:13 PM

What if AF1 just ditched Trump in Saudi Arabia?

You know, like that old high school trick, played on the unpopular kid. Just ditch him! While he's in a meeting and the family and staff are out sight-seeing, just take off and fly back to the US. Let The Donald find his own way home, if he can.

It'll be great! Tremendous, really, believe me!

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Reply What if AF1 just ditched Trump in Saudi Arabia? (Original post)
MineralMan May 19 OP
GBizzle May 19 #1
MineralMan May 19 #4
dixiegrrrrl May 19 #17
Wounded Bear May 19 #2
MineralMan May 19 #6
Txbluedog May 19 #3
MineralMan May 19 #5
Txbluedog May 19 #8
MineralMan May 19 #9
Txbluedog May 19 #10
mercuryblues May 19 #7
Mr. Ected May 19 #11
DFW May 19 #12
niyad May 19 #14
DFW May 19 #16
mopinko May 19 #13
octoberlib May 19 #15
superpatriotman May 19 #18
MineralMan May 19 #19
jmowreader May 19 #20

Response to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri May 19, 2017, 12:15 PM

1. I'm concerned he'll take it to Moscow.

 

Lots of sensitive stuff would be in Putin's hands if he did.

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Response to GBizzle (Reply #1)

Fri May 19, 2017, 12:18 PM

4. But, Vladimir...I CAN'T REMEMBER.

"You know how I am, Pooty. I've got that CRS thing...you know, Old-timer's disease. I'd love to help you out, but, I have trouble even finding my bathroom in the White House. Before we left, I peed in the refrigerator. I sorta thought it was funny that the light came on when I opened the door, but when a guy's gotta go, you know..."

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Response to GBizzle (Reply #1)

Fri May 19, 2017, 03:59 PM

17. "Ditch him in Saudi Arabia" means sans parachute.

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Response to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri May 19, 2017, 12:15 PM

2. He'd just check into Trump Tower, Riyadh...

and proclaim it the Saudi White House.

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Response to Wounded Bear (Reply #2)

Fri May 19, 2017, 12:20 PM

6. We regret very much, sir, but without your passport...

"But I left it on the plane. Don't you know who I am?"

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Response to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri May 19, 2017, 12:16 PM

3. Unfortunately not going to happen

He's POTUS and AF1 is his to use...

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Response to Txbluedog (Reply #3)

Fri May 19, 2017, 12:19 PM

5. And yet, a man can dream...

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Response to MineralMan (Reply #5)

Fri May 19, 2017, 12:22 PM

8. What I am pissed about

Is Trump travelling between properties he owns in FL, NJ and NY. He is getting the Secret Service to upgrade security at all of these properties and once he is out of office he can sell them at a significant profit

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Response to Txbluedog (Reply #8)

Fri May 19, 2017, 12:23 PM

9. Lots of things Trump does piss me off.

I can't believe this country elected that man. I truly cannot.

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Response to MineralMan (Reply #9)

Fri May 19, 2017, 12:25 PM

10. "elected"

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Response to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri May 19, 2017, 12:21 PM

7. I heard rumor

that this is his new reality tv show. He gets left behind in a Middle east country and then we get to watch if he makes it out alive.

To make it interesting, he spent a great deal of time insulting those countries.

The Vegas bets on this are YUUUGE, the biggest ever.

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Response to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri May 19, 2017, 12:27 PM

11. What if AF1 just ditched Trump in the Atlantic Ocean?

Fixed it.

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Response to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri May 19, 2017, 12:31 PM

12. Something similar actually happened here in Germany about 20 years ago.

There was a military delegation heading for somewhere or other, including the defense minister. They got into the plane, took off, and suddenly, everyone was asking, "Where is Rudi (Defense Minister Rudolf Scharping)?" They had taken off without him.

As for AF1 ditching Trump in Saudi, I doubt the Saudis would be very appreciative. They would probably get one of their surrogates to hold a few dozen Americans hostage until AF1 came back and removed Trump from their soil ASAP.

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Response to DFW (Reply #12)

Fri May 19, 2017, 02:25 PM

14. so, no remake of "home alone"

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Response to niyad (Reply #14)

Fri May 19, 2017, 02:32 PM

16. Many Germans were left highly disillusioned..... n/t

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Response to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri May 19, 2017, 01:06 PM

13. you should start a gofundme.

i am sure for a price it could happen. in the age of drumph, everything has a price.

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Response to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri May 19, 2017, 02:28 PM

15. Haha!

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Response to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri May 19, 2017, 04:00 PM

18. The movie writes itself!

And, yes, I would buy a ticket for it.

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Response to superpatriotman (Reply #18)

Fri May 19, 2017, 04:03 PM

19. Well, given the new stories in the NYT and WaPo,

we may hear Trump's head explode from here. He's finished. Done. It's over. Kaput. He could even resign while on this 9-day trip, perhaps, and catch a ride home on AF1.

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Response to MineralMan (Original post)

Fri May 19, 2017, 06:04 PM

20. They'd just make the pilot go back and get him

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