He just can't help himself

[SHRED]

[The Blue Flower]

1. But look at all the words he spelled write!

It's a witch hunt, I tells ya!

[dalton99a]

3. "I'm really smart"

[L. Coyote]

8. Your knot write. Let's go with "a proper investigation into your illegal activities ....

Lauren Wolfe
Replying to @realDonaldTrump

See, now I'm glad you added that word "politician." Because you certainly didn't mean to imply that investigating your crimes are equal 1/
A witch hunt meant drowning a woman thought to practice sorcery. If she was guilty, she floated up. If she was innocent, she drowned 2/
Either way women were murdered. What's happening to you is v different. You behave with the arrogance of a white man. You think you float 3/
Even when you are guilty, you think you could never drown. The American people are here to tell you that this is delusional. 4/
A man guilty of crimes deserves his punishment. So a "witch hunt" is, after all, a terrible metaphor for yr situation. 5/
Let's go with "a proper investigation into your illegal activities as the representative of this country" & now sit down & take it. 6/6

Link to tweet

[Glorfindel]

2. The pathetic creature can't spell, either.

"councel"

[GBizzle]

4. He keeps misspelling that word.

I have a feeling he's going to get very well-acquainted with the spelling.

[MineralMan]

5. I'm sure the AutoCorrect feature suggested a change.

But, Trump never takes advice.

[fleur-de-lisa]

6. I have to partially agree with him on the first tweet . . .

It is pretty fucking great!

[L. Coyote]

7. Borowitz: "Obama Avoided Having Special Prosecutor Through Devious Tactic of Not Breaking Law"

Simple things, like not using Russian mob money to run his campaigns.