Apparently the drought effecting my state is my fault

[Nuclear Unicorn]

Hubby texted to inform me we would receive a rain storm akin to the Biblical Deluge if only I would leave my sun roof open. Judging from the statistical data available, he is correct.

My apologies to all those effected by my oversight.

[sinkingfeeling]

1. Apology accepted as long as your sun roof is now open.

[murielm99]

2. I think you should wash your car and

wash some windows, too. That usually works.

[SunSeeker]

3. Being in the middle of re-roofing works as well. nt

[Nuclear Unicorn]

4. Well, I definitely haven't done any roofing so all signs still point to my guilt.

I simply feel terrible about this.

[randome]

5. Line dry your clothes.

[GoCubsGo]

6. I tried that yesterday.

Not a drop of rain to be seen. I watered, too.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. My neighbor tried that here in West Virginia and it rained!

And then it blew a tree down on top of his car!

[Hubert Flottz]

8. My luck...

A swam of Killer Bees would make a new home in my car.

[wandy]

9. No,no,no good lady; it's not youre fault at all. Like every other bad thing.....

It's Obamas fault.
Just tune into FOX or read some right wing forums.
There ya go, now don't feel bad about closing that sun roof.

[NightWatcher]

10. Plus like Smokey says "only you can prevent forest fires"

You've really let us down this year, there's how many wildfires

[Aerows]

11. All that you need to do

Is get really dressed up, do something extravagant with your hair and make, then go out without an umbrella. That makes it rain for me every time.

[HopeHoops]

12. I thought it was Obama's fault.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

13. He hasn't left his sunroof open either?

But he's supposed to be our national leader! He should be leaving his sunroof open so the rest of the nation knows to leave their sunroofs open as well. That tears it!

NADER 2012!!!