"Hell, I invented fake news!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald Trump is saying: "Let me tell you, just so you know, the media are some of the worst with their fake news, but there's also professors with their fake information and the scientists with their fake facts and stuff like the periodic table. . . . Who can believe that crap?"

[Norbert9]

1. Forget about healthcare, with these doctors and their fake pills and fake surgeries.

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Brothers and sisters!

Do you accept Jesus as your lord and savior??? If you say "yes", I can cure you of all your aches and pains!!!

[left-of-center2012]

3. "I will never lie to you"

In 2016 Trump said "I will never lie to you"

Then he told us things like :

Mexico will pay for the wall.
I'll repeal Obama-care on day one.
I'll drain the swamp.

[Laf.La.Dem.]

4. My fans must stop watching FAKE news - watch more FOX news

Way two much edducattion

[thecrow]

5. It's cheese, folks...

A sharp delicious cheddar. I dip my face in it everytime I go onstage. I think it gives me a nice glow for the cameras. It is fantastic... a great friend.

[Sunlei]

6. Spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,

spam.

[Permanut]

7. But wait, there's more!

If you call in the next 30 minutes, you'll get TWO border walls for just three easy payments of 65 billion dollars!

[underpants]

8. AND an executive egg slicer!

[Permanut]

10. That was gonna be a surprise bonus. n/t

[underpants]

9. Worst. Mime. Ever.

[ProudLib72]

11. He looks like a big fat mouse

"I'm telling you, I ate a piece of colby this big, a beautiful piece of colby, and it turned me this color."

[dembotoz]

12. I represent the billionaire league, the billionaire league, the billionaire

League. And as a member of the. Billionaire league I wanna welcome u to trumpkin land