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Fri Apr 21, 2017, 09:32 AM

Say what? . . . Please come CAPTION Wolf Blitzer and Jason Chaffetz!!!



Wolf ("I'm so much a gentleman, I get out of the shower to p*ss" Blitzer is saying: You mean to tell our viewers that you are getting out of Congress not to avoid the trouble you see coming concerning the Russian-Trump investigation as Chairman of the House Oversight Committee, but simply to spend more time with your family? . . . You expect our viewer to believe that?"

Jason ("Wherever it may lead, except maybe. . . ." Chaffetz is just about say: "No, Wolf, but it's not just that. . . . I've got a whole lot of friends and neighbors back in Utah that I feel an urgent need to reconnect with. . . . Why only last year I had to miss my middle school janitor's retirement party. . . . And my best friend from grade school is thinking of opening up a muffler shop, and I want to be there for opening day, . . . I wanta be there for him. . . . It's so much more than just family! . . . I'm sure your viewers can understandd that!"



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Above CAPTION based on the lively speculations of Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks, clip posted on DU):

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017434898

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Reply Say what? . . . Please come CAPTION Wolf Blitzer and Jason Chaffetz!!! (Original post)
skip fox Apr 2017 OP
randome Apr 2017 #1
skip fox Apr 2017 #2
JHan Apr 2017 #3
randome Apr 2017 #4
underpants Apr 2017 #10
Snarkoleptic Apr 2017 #5
GallopingGhost Apr 2017 #6
skip fox Apr 2017 #7
GallopingGhost Apr 2017 #8
csziggy Apr 2017 #9
GallopingGhost Apr 2017 #12
underpants Apr 2017 #11

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 09:34 AM

1. "...our viewer..." Singular?

 


[hr][font color="blue"][center]I'm always right. When I'm wrong I admit it.
So then I'm right about being wrong.
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Response to randome (Reply #1)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 09:36 AM

2. Now I have to stick with the error.

It was a decent joke, if unintended.

Good eye.

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Response to randome (Reply #1)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 09:58 AM

3. can't stop laughing now lol

thanks. lol

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 10:14 AM

4. Chaffetz: Wolfie...may I call you 'Wolfie'?

 

Wolf: No.

Chaffetz: Wolfie, I work on the intelligence committee. Because of that, I have learned some very disturbing things. For instance, did you know that the human body creates 300 billion new cells each day? Where do they go? How do they find jobs? There are no easy answers, Wolfie, and I can't depend on Democrats to help so I'm quitting my day job and going back to helping my wife evaluate breasts for signs of cancer. It's my way of giving back to the community. At last I can get a firm grip on problem areas and...and...oh, am I on CNN?
[hr][font color="blue"][center]I'm always right. When I'm wrong I admit it.
So then I'm right about being wrong.
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Response to randome (Reply #4)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 11:20 AM

10. You had me at "Wolf: No"



And then it just kept getting better

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 10:52 AM

5. Quitting to spend more time with my legal team.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 10:55 AM

6. Chaffetz-

"If I sit here, all proper and lifelike, I might fool them into believing I'm human. Blink now, not too fast...slowly...slowly...I can do this. I'm squinting my eyes too much, I know I am. What did he ask? Concentrate..."

Wolf- "Mr. Chaffetz, can you answer the question, please? Sir?"

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Response to GallopingGhost (Reply #6)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 11:05 AM

7. Smells like you have CAPTIONing in your blood!

I mean that in a good way. The best.

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Response to skip fox (Reply #7)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 11:08 AM

8. lol, thanks.

Just have a weird brain.

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Response to GallopingGhost (Reply #6)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 11:09 AM

9. Your caption reminds me of this commercial



Chaffetz would be perfect for this one.

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Response to csziggy (Reply #9)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 11:33 AM

12. LOL

Yes.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 11:26 AM

11. I wasn't expecting questions I'm just here to pick up my laundry. It says right there "CNN WASHING "

Wolf: look, I'm a TV news personality. I'm going to sit here and read whatever comes up on the TelePrompTer. I don't spend every night up in the ewok village in the trees getting shaved down to just do your laundry.

Chaffetz: oh crap. I wasn't supposed to mention anything related to "laundering". My handler is going to be sooooo mad.

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