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Thu Apr 20, 2017, 04:26 PM

There once was a loser named Trump

Who liked to spew junk from the stump.
With a mic in his hand
And his head in the sand
While Putin tells him high he should jump.

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Reply There once was a loser named Trump (Original post)
cornball 24 Apr 2017 OP
democratisphere Apr 2017 #1
eleny Apr 2017 #2
cannabis_flower Apr 2017 #5
eleny Apr 2017 #15
Thomas Hurt Apr 2017 #3
FakeNoose Apr 2017 #4
thegoose Apr 2017 #6
DFW Apr 2017 #7
GallopingGhost Apr 2017 #9
MontanaMama Apr 2017 #11
Plucketeer Apr 2017 #8
red dog 1 Apr 2017 #19
red dog 1 Apr 2017 #10
mama Apr 2017 #12
GallopingGhost Apr 2017 #13
Hekate Apr 2017 #14
KittyWampus Apr 2017 #18
Jim Lane Apr 2017 #16
KittyWampus Apr 2017 #17
red dog 1 Apr 2017 #20
GallopingGhost Apr 2017 #21

Response to cornball 24 (Original post)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 04:39 PM

1. A+ Rated!

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Response to cornball 24 (Original post)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 04:43 PM

2. Just yesterday I was wondering when someone would start a pun thread

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Response to eleny (Reply #2)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 06:02 PM

5. That's no a pun

It's a limerick.

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Response to cannabis_flower (Reply #5)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 10:36 PM

15. Ooops! That's what I meant to write but jeez! Thanks, btw

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Response to cornball 24 (Original post)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 04:44 PM

3. Bravo

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Response to cornball 24 (Original post)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 04:46 PM

4. Good one!



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Response to cornball 24 (Original post)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 06:14 PM

6. Who upon the country did dump

 

His followers were crude
His wife liked to pose nude
And his ass was unimaginably plump.

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Response to cornball 24 (Original post)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 06:27 PM

7. I would not be so kind in my version

There once was a loser named Trump
Whose intellect aped Forrest Gump
His manners are crass
His head's up his ass
And please pity the women he'll hump.

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Response to DFW (Reply #7)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 07:02 PM

9. lmao. n/t

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Response to DFW (Reply #7)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 07:18 PM

11. You got it!! n/t

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Response to cornball 24 (Original post)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 07:02 PM

8. Trump

 

A so-called president Trump
Proved dumber by far than a stump
I make no bones I produce Trump clones
Every time I take a good Dump

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Response to Plucketeer (Reply #8)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 05:22 PM

19. Good one!

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Response to cornball 24 (Original post)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 07:11 PM

10. There once was a pervert from Queens

Who liked to bang girls in their teens
He'd offer them money
Then say to them, "Honey,
I want you to take off your jeans"

http://www.justiceforkatie.com

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Response to cornball 24 (Original post)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 07:25 PM

12. can i play?

There once was a loser named Trump
Who treated our land like a dump
Lies all day long
To his ignorant throng
Can't tell his brain from his rump!

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Response to cornball 24 (Original post)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 07:27 PM

13. A petty man nicknamed The Donald

Had numerous women he'd fondled
"They let me," he crowed,
Though I look like a toad,
Tis a contest 'tween me and McConnell!

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Response to cornball 24 (Original post)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 08:49 PM

14. Kicking for further Limericks!

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Response to Hekate (Reply #14)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 12:19 AM

18. I did my best. Not very good. LOL

 

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Response to cornball 24 (Original post)

Thu Apr 20, 2017, 10:59 PM

16. Let's remember that Trump's not the only one

 

The Trump has a henchman named Pence
Who between church and state sees no fence.
His God tells him to hate
Everyone who's not straight --
His God, I'm afraid, is quite dense.

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Response to cornball 24 (Original post)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 12:18 AM

17. Trump was desperate to impress

 

Celebrities, pundits and press
But too many leaks
Divulged his Russian sneaks
Which of his cronies will be first to confess?

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Response to cornball 24 (Original post)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 05:26 PM

20. There once was a double-chinned phony

Who fed all the people baloney
He won the election
Using lies and deception
With some help from Putin and Comey

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Response to cornball 24 (Original post)

Fri Apr 21, 2017, 07:10 PM

21. A supremacist named Stephen Bannon

whose boss looks like Biff Howard Tannen,
He said, "Darkness is good,
Now where's my white hood?"
I'm off to go pray with Buchanan.

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