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Mon Apr 17, 2017, 05:43 PM

16 Little-Known, Impeachable Offenses Already Committed By President Trump


1. Leaning out a White House window to catcall a passing legislative aide with nice legs.

12. Impersonating actual American presidents when you have no experience, credentials, education, vocabulary, compassion, or penmanship to execute the job competently.

14. A president must be immediately impeached if his hands are too small to throw the “nuclear football” in a perfect spiral. (Historical Note: This vital addition to the list of little-known impeachable offenses occurred during Jimmy Carter’s presidency when he told his vice-president, Walter Mondale, to go out for a pass and Carter, with his smallish hands, just barely launched the nuclear football in a tight spiral. But President Trump’s physician says his hands are at least a full glove size smaller than Carter’s.)

16. Putting notches in the bedposts of the renowned four poster canopy bed of the Lincoln bedroom. (Historical Note: This crude and sophomoric behavior was started by President Zachary Taylor — a hero of Donald Trump’s — who would prospect for Washington ingenues during the day, only to, in his words, “pluck the virginity from their downy nests,” at night. It is not clear how many notches Mr. Trump has already carved into the bedposts, but White House insiders say that it is no accident the president keeps First Lady Melania locked in the penthouse of their Trump Tower mansion back in New York City.)

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