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Mon Mar 20, 2017, 04:53 PM

Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump's Hands




WASHINGTON—Rushing toward the president as he pressed the eight-inch bit into his temple, several White House aides managed to wrestle a drill from Donald Trump’s hand Monday while he attempted to remove Obama’s listening device from his skull. “Obama implanted a microphone inside my head to record everything I say!” Trump reportedly shouted shortly before three White House staffers pinned him to the floor and pried apart his fingers to seize the power tool. “You don’t understand, he can hear everything we’re saying! Obama can even hear my thoughts! I have to get it out! I can feel it! I can feel it! I can feel it!” At press time, staffers were panicking after Trump locked himself in the bathroom and began cutting his stomach open with a razor blade in an attempt to find the tracking chip he said The New York Times had put in his food.

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Response to bathroommonkey76 (Original post)

Mon Mar 20, 2017, 04:55 PM

1. I recommend a 10 inch bit to get to the screw.

Perhaps even an auger bit.

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Response to bathroommonkey76 (Original post)

Mon Mar 20, 2017, 04:56 PM

2. You know what?

a self inflicted lobotomy would be a definite improvement for that orange shit gibbon

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Response to bathroommonkey76 (Original post)

Mon Mar 20, 2017, 05:00 PM

3. I believe you misread the aides action....he was going for the wrong ear and they needed

to have him switch sides.

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Response to bathroommonkey76 (Original post)

Mon Mar 20, 2017, 05:15 PM

4. Obviously photoshopped---

---fingers on the drill are WAY too long!

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Mon Mar 20, 2017, 05:16 PM

5. Somebody, please, retweet that to him! NT

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