There's no proof Darrell Issa contracted syphilis from goats

[Brother Buzz]

So stop saying that!

[Jim__]

1. Is there any proof that he didn't?

[Canuckistanian]

17. I smell a cover-up

Either that or the goats.

[TrollBuster9090]

41. If he has nothing to hide, then why doesn't he just AGREE to the nude police line up and let

the goats see if they recognize his 'goatstick'?

[Zyzafyx]

48. Absolutely

And has anyone seen his birth certificate?

[RainDog]

2. Darrell Issa isn't a goat fucker

no matter what some people say.

[Beartracks]

42. I'm sorry, but I've learned not to trust what I read...

... on the Internets -- and I just read your post.



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[Lint Head]

3. I just read that.

I was breaking news on Fox that if he did ACA wouldn't cover it.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. What did the goats contract from Issa?

Something far worse, most likely.

[DevonRex]

5. I disagree.

My source says otherwise and he should know.

[C_U_L8R]

6. Some goats say...

[DevonRex]

8. Two thousand to be exact.

[Kalidurga]

7. what about sheep

He is a rwer, just sayin that there is a good possibility he got something from a sheeple.

[oldhippydude]

11. only ewe

[zappaman]

9. You are wrong

There is photographic proof

[DevonRex]

10. Hey, my source said to pull his undies up

right the fuck now.

[joeybee12]

12. What a load of bunk...he GAVE syphillis to goats...

And they're not happy!

[rateyes]

27. how did he get it, to give it to the goats?

From his right hand?

[Life Long Dem]

13. Get real.

Lets have a distraction within a distraction.

[RainDog]

23. google bombing has its satisfactions

some people say Darrell Issa is a goat fucker but there's no proof that Darrell Issa is a goat fucker.

just saying.

[RobertEarl]

34. That is true

there's no proof that Darrell Issa is a goat fucker.

But that does not mean he doesn't. Has he denied it yet? He may never deny it.

[Mopar151]

14. Goats are a better class of people

Than Darrel Issa

[Brother Buzz]

20. There's no proof the liaison was consensual

You know what I mean, Vern?

[Mopar151]

21. Was the goat of age?

And mentally competent?

[Smilo]

15. May be Issa should ask Perry

about this - after all Perry did study animal husbandry.


Just for Darrell....

One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again.
So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a goat staked on a chain by the side of the house. Thinking to himself this is very strange, the only other living thing here is that goat. So he says to the goat, "Did you say that?" The goat answers "Yes I did." So the burglar asks, "What's your name?" The goat says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his goat Clarence?"
The goat laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus'. "

[JI7]

16. you mean Breitbart's Goat has already moved on to someone else ?

[Brother Buzz]

47. I guess diseased goats aren't into necrophilia

[bemildred]

18. Extradite him to Sweden so they can question him. nt

[krispos42]

19. Was it an American goat?

Where's the birth certificate?

[Gothmog]

22. It is too bad that this form of syphilis can not be treated

I hope that the voters in his district do not hold this against him. They should be nice to someone who is suffering from a disability

[MrScorpio]

24. What did the goat have to say? nt

[rateyes]

29. The goat said,

naaa naaa, translated as no, no....meaning....well, you know.

[HopeHoops]

25. Yeah, but people are saying he did.

Well, at least I am.

[quaker bill]

26. The question remains unanswered

If it wasn't the goats, what was it?

[Douglas Carpenter]

28. But we don't know that for absolute certainty until there is a thorough investigation.

[Snarkoleptic]

30. Some say there have been romantic interludes and dalliances with numerous goats..

and the occasional wombat.

[madinmaryland]

31. BWAHAHAHA!! Bob Boudelang! A teabagger long before there was such a thing as a teabagger!!

[UTUSN]

32. R#8 & K for, I beg to differ!1 nt

[rufus dog]

35. OMG!!!! I thought you were just being funny, so I Googled it!

Look at the bottom! There are MORE videos

[rateyes]

36. Perhaps Congress should subpoena the goat in question...

Of course the goat might deny it. I mean, who wouldnt deny being fucked by Issa. Yet, come to think of it, Issa is trying to screw us all...so, it is imperative that we know his sexual history with said goat.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

37. I heard he rolls his a's when he is with friends (and loved ones)

I guess we all know why now. Issa you are a baaaaaaad lil repub (although repubs are all bad, some are just more baaaaaad than others.)

[rateyes]

43. so, should we call him

Issa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.

[Stinky The Clown]

38. It is also postulated that Mr. Issa and a goatess shared the same pair of boots at the same time.

On multiple occasions. Always facing in the same direction. The goatess always leading the train. Mr. Issa always smiling. The goat not so much.

[ananda]

39. But who knows what the poor goat got from Issa.

nt

[TrollBuster9090]

40. And I hope we don't FIND any! Which is why I've subpoenad all of his medical records,

and asked for a list of everybody he's ever had sex with, so I can phone them up and interview them.

[struggle4progress]

44. I don't believe Darrell Issa has syphilis. I don't believe Darrell Issa has sex with goats. And

I don't believe Darrell Issa contracted syphilis from goats. But for some reason these three rumors just aren't going away.
I think it's time for Darrell Issa to deny these rumors

[davekriss]

45. How would we know without...

...turnover of every email Issa ever sent?



(argh, I'll just give him the benefit of the doubt and agree it has been established that he was a car thief when he was a young adult - after all, where is the proof that he us not? I haven't seen the emails exonerating him, have you?)

[rateyes]

46. My goodness. You fuck ONE goat, and

suddenly everyone starts calling you a goatfucker. What's up with that?