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(61,675 posts)I'd call them fools for not getting the loans paid off sooner vs later.
True Dough
(17,091 posts)You don't have any relatives clamoring to give you a condo? Just plain bad luck!
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)tRump appoints to some cabinet position. Another hard luck story.
Warpy
(110,903 posts)"Choose rich parents in the 1990s"
NBachers
(17,001 posts)big thanks to whoever's misfortune led to the condo's being placed at auction, however.
n2doc
(47,953 posts)Bootstraps, indeed.
50 Shades Of Blue
(9,771 posts)(OK, your mother's bootstraps, but let's not get picky!)
gtar100
(4,192 posts)Because it's *impossible*!
Something that self-righteous conservatives fail to notice every time they blurt that bullshit out.
Just another pillar of conservative ideology based on pure fantasy.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)Initech
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Turbineguy
(37,206 posts)If she'd become a televangelist she could have flown the check in the jet God gave her.
sinkingfeeling
(51,276 posts)their college years with ONLY stock options.
Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)Freethinker65
(9,932 posts)Starry Messenger
(32,342 posts)A short course in Freeloading would probably be cheaper, and her life path would be totally the same.
DRoseDARs
(6,810 posts)Merlot
(9,696 posts)220,000 divided by 36 months equals $6111 per month.
Plus taxes, HOA's, maintenance, let's round up to 7K per month.
Nice condo!
neeksgeek
(1,214 posts)Mommy gave her a cushy job and a condo, which she then rented out while living free with granny.
Just like DOLTUS borrowing a million from Daddy or Rmoney selling some stock while living as a "poor" student.
Right.
Liberalagogo
(1,770 posts)And I'll show you how to make a million dollars overnight!
NO LIE.
japple
(9,773 posts)a house for $1,000,000.00..." Donald tRump was probably the inspiration for those programs. Steve Martin did a piece like this, but I can't find it. Hope someone will post it.
Solly Mack
(90,740 posts)Who always seem to forget all the help and advantages they had along the way.
But, hey, anyone can do what they did - you just have to have rich parents and grandparents.