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Fri Mar 3, 2017, 12:09 AM

Who gave him back his phone?

Jeff Sessions is an honest man. He did not say anything wrong. He could have stated his response more accurately, but it was clearly not....

...intentional. This whole narrative is a way of saving face for Democrats losing an election that everyone thought they were supposed.....

...to win. The Democrats are overplaying their hand. They lost the election, and now they have lost their grip on reality. The real story...

...is all of the illegal leaks of classified and other information. It is a total "witch hunt!"


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Response to uppityperson (Original post)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 12:11 AM

1. Fuck you! Orange piece of maggot shit.

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Response to uppityperson (Original post)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 12:11 AM

3. His Twitter feed has jumped the shark.

Yaddayadda Hillary yaddayadda leaks yadda SAD.

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Response to uppityperson (Original post)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 12:14 AM

4. I don't think he wrote this

1st he doesn't know how to string a thread, there's also a lack of caps & meaningless punctuation.
I think Miller told him, big Daddy I'll let you get on Twitter but I have to write it. There are gaps of up to 10 minutes in this train of thought. I'm picturing wrestling for the phone between tweets.

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Response to gwheezie (Reply #4)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 12:15 AM

5. Reading his twit feed, they are posted the other way, not threaded properly

I copy pasted them in the right order.

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Response to uppityperson (Reply #5)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 12:18 AM

6. Then it is him

Because he just doesn't know how to do it. He doesn't type his tweets, he speaks them

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Response to gwheezie (Reply #4)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 12:25 AM

8. Ah haaa! "wrestling on the phone between tweets" - what a vision, I shall dream of this

tonight, gwheezie!

Meanwhile, I love love love the comment "gallery"!:

BenDavid Grabinski
@bdgrabinski

@realDonaldTrump Donald you fucking idiot you are three tweets in and you still have more tweets to go

6:36 PM - 2 Mar 2017

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Response to gwheezie (Reply #4)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 01:37 AM

10. He sometimes dictates Tweets to a staffer.

Sounds like he did this one. Too organized, coherent syntax, complete sentences and thoughts, no caps, no !!!!!!!! everywhere.

but..sure nice to know he is getting bugged by events.

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Response to uppityperson (Original post)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 12:23 AM

7. I wonder if some poor staffer had to tap all that into the phone at Trump's dictation.

Reports are that Trump doesn't like to read online (or much else, really, apart from Mein Kampf), so somebody has to print out any articles that mention him every day for his perusal. That probably explains why the Resolute desk is such a mess nowadays.

Though the phrasing doesn't sound much like Trump at all, so maybe it was written by committee, after long negotiations to translate it from the authentic frontier gibberish.

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Response to Denzil_DC (Reply #7)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 12:29 AM

9. he puts the dick in dictation

 



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Response to uppityperson (Original post)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 06:20 AM

11. LOL

how long is he going to use the ridiculous excuse about loss of an election? RUSSIA HELPED YOU GET ELECTED, YOU TREASONOUS BASTARD.

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Response to uppityperson (Original post)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 07:22 AM

12. I'd like a Dem Senator to come out and ask...since Sessions was meeting the Russian Ambassador using

Trump Campaign funds, did Trump send him to meet with the Russian Ambassador ? It would neatly tie it all up, in public.

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Response to uppityperson (Original post)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 07:33 AM

13. Better question: who's posting in his name?

Nothing in all caps, no one-word jeers ("Sad!", using ellipses to continue a single statement across 4 twits. No repeats or veering off-topic.

Since when does Donnie use words like "narrative"?

No, they still have his phone in an undisclosed location.

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Response to JHB (Reply #13)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 07:36 AM

14. It's so obvious this isn't him. Another sign that they're coming unglued.

 

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Response to uppityperson (Original post)

Fri Mar 3, 2017, 07:50 AM

15. Sessions is a lying ****head.

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