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Sun Feb 19, 2017, 07:29 PM

Onion: Mar-A-Lago Member Complains About Loud, Obnoxious Cabinet Meeting At Next Table

Mar-A-Lago Member Complains About Loud, Obnoxious Cabinet Meeting At Next Table

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PALM BEACH, FL—Saying that the noisy group was really getting on his nerves, Mar-a-Lago country club member Walter Forsyth reportedly complained to the management Thursday about the obnoxious U.S. cabinet meeting seated at the next table. “I just wanted a nice, quiet dinner, but this rowdy table of high-ranking government officials keeps rudely shouting about classified policy initiatives,” said Forsyth, adding that more than a dozen raucous aides and advisors had pulled up chairs to a table that was clearly only meant to seat six. “I didn’t pay all this money in membership fees to have these insufferable officials barge in and take over the entire dining room with their piles of sensitive documents spread out everywhere like no one else is even here. I’m just trying to enjoy the prime rib, and they’re on their phones loudly talking to some foreign leader. This is the same disrespectful group, of course, that was yelling about North Korea in the spa.” At press time, a waiter was politely asking the party to take their conversation about the Iran nuclear deal into the bar area or the lobby.

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Miles Archer Feb 2017 OP
Rhiannon12866 Feb 2017 #1
matt819 Feb 2017 #2
LisaL Feb 2017 #3
Equinox Moon Feb 2017 #4
FailureToCommunicate Feb 2017 #5
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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Sun Feb 19, 2017, 07:32 PM

1. K&R!

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Sun Feb 19, 2017, 09:26 PM

2. Can't wait

You know this is going to turn up on RW news outlets as a real story and one that blames liberals and Obama.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Sun Feb 19, 2017, 09:30 PM

3. K&R

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Sun Feb 19, 2017, 09:36 PM

4. Fantastic!



Who's the guy in the picture?

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Response to Equinox Moon (Reply #4)

Sun Feb 19, 2017, 09:41 PM

5. One terribly put out Mr Walter Forsyth no doubt.

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