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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsKaraoke Machine Backs Out of Performing at Inauguration: Borowitz reports
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Donald J. Trumps plans for a triumphal Inauguration were upended over the weekend when a karaoke machine that had been engaged to perform at the event abruptly backed out.
In an official statement, the karaoke machine said that it was withdrawing because it did not want my participation at the Inauguration to in any way be construed as an endorsement of Donald Trump.
The President-elect wasted no time in lashing out at the karaoke machine, taking to Twitter in the early hours of the morning to call the entertainment device a loser and sad.
But Kellyanne Conway, Trumps adviser, attempted to minimize the machines departure in an appearance on Fox News. Naturally, were disappointed in the karaoke machines decision, but we still have Jackie Evancho, she said.
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Karaoke Machine Backs Out of Performing at Inauguration: Borowitz reports (Original Post)
Mira
Jan 2017
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Jacob Boehme
(789 posts)1. Oh that's friggin' funny as all get out!!!!
My needed laugh for the day.... thank you!!!
Love Borowitz's humor.
underpants
(182,769 posts)3. Hilarious
Posting on FB
central scrutinizer
(11,648 posts)4. Jackie is 16 years old
She better lock her dressing room
Ilsa
(61,694 posts)7. haaaaaa!!! That's an appropriate warning!
I keep wondering what the parents of the teen beauty queens were thinking when they heard about that pervert going into their daughters' dressing rooms.
Gothmog
(145,130 posts)5. I love Andy Borowitz
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(107,922 posts)6. Darn it
Trump was so looking forward to singing Rod Stewart's "Do you think I'm sexy?" at the inauguration.