GOP to announce sweeping plans to ensure Voting Rights...

Soon to be Attorney General Jeff BEAUREGUARD Sessions (sometimes termed the 3rd, other times termed the somewhat limited) hinted at plans to ensure minority rights.

First would be a total privatization of highways allowing toll roads to be sold to "investors" thus limited inessential travel, especially for minorities, thus saving them essential dollars for drugs and alcohol according to Trump advisor Rudy Giuliani. Certain whites in areas like Appalachia would be given vouchers to use for local meth consumption. Joe Manchin enthusiastically added bi-partisan support for the measure.

Then under a new GOP-led federal aide program headed by new Secretary of Labor Andrew Pudzer, minority voters would be educated at mass educational centers in primarily Red Southern states, whimsically to be called "Plantations."

Upon graduation after a short 20 year program as servers in Hardee's and Car'ls Jr.s, they would be guaranteed the right to vote at 3/5 of any Caucasian ballot, even Mr. Trumps! (speculation abounds regarding Pudzer's nickname "Pud," seeing how others have mentioned it was a prime factor in his selection by Mr. Trump.)