DFT taught my elderly mother in law about Golden Showers

[RainCaster]

And the GOP sees nothing wrong with that. This is so wrong on many levels.

[Warpy]

1. I'm sure I'd have to explain it to both my parents, were they still alive

I remember explaining "glory hole" to my dad when we came up with appropriate scenarios for Fallwell.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

2. I'd probably have to explain it to my mother if she was alive.

She was bothered by actors kissing on TV! (She was politically liberal, by the way.)

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. Remember all the pearl-clutching after the Starr report?

"How are we going to explain oral sex to our children???"

Well piss on you, hypocrites.

[Docreed2003]

4. We crossed waaaay beyond that line this fall in our household...

When we had to talk to our 14 year old about "pussy grabbing"

[StevieM]

9. That must have been a strange conversation to have.

It is so absurd that the GOP lectured us on family values for so long and then they gave us Donald Trump.

[flamingdem]

5. Me too! She said well why would he do that?

oh dear I said maybe something went wrong in his childhood 😝

[Ilsa]

10. According to Freud, arrested development, didn't

Get past the Anal Stage, stage two.

[lapfog_1]

6. Years ago

my college age Niece brought her boyfriend to Thanksgiving dinner... where he proceeded (in front of my elderly mother plus many many relatives) to make a Bukkake joke.

Many people at the table did not understand the reference... and I had to stop him from explaining which was embarrassing to me because that let everyone know that I *did* know what the term meant.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

8. Oh, good grief!

I'm glad that you stopped him. Wow.

[brewens]

7. More kids probably. Not that he and Limbaugh types would mind that though.

I wish I could put the "sacrasim" emoticon up here.

[GreenEyedLefty]

11. I got to explain it to my teenagers.