This is a Shakespearean tragedy: To pee or not to pee...

[DemocratSinceBirth]

[JimGinPA]

1. I Had A Feeling These Puns Would Start To Trickle Out...

[ProudProgressiveNow]

6. +1 nt

[wishstar]

2. River of Sorrows is nickname for flood prone Yellow River of China

That's how I feel, still in mourning and not laughing yet over this tragic flood of comedic errors

[livetohike]

3. Good thing I put my coffee mug down first!

[pinboy3niner]

4. Posted by rug: To pee, or not to pee - that is the question:

To pee, or not to pee - that is the question:

Whether 'tis easier on the purse to foreswear
The squats and outflow - an outrageous fortune -
Or to place arms into a sea of delights
And by embracing, end them. To sigh, to creep
once more--and by a creep to say we end
The lusting, and the thousand unnatural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To sigh, to creep -
To creep - perchance to stream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that creep of lust what things may come
When we have toweled off this moistened mess,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes perversity of so long life.

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[Zambero]

5. Mellow Yellow

"I'm just mad about Putin. Putin's wild about me."

[jalan48]

7. Thanks, humor will keep us sane.

[Glassunion]

8. It makes the phrase "Trumped-up trickle down" even more poignant

[nolabear]

9. New Trump biographer, I.P. Freely

Lord, I'm dragging up fourth grade pee jokes. That's where Trump has brought us.

[alterfurz]

10. winning entry from George Takei

"Tinkle, tinkle, little czar--
Putin put you where you are"

[ismnotwasm]

11. Draining the yellow swamp.