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Wed Dec 28, 2016, 09:07 PM

President-elect Trump tells Florida visitors he plans to write his own inaugural address

Any words of advice for him, gang???

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Reply President-elect Trump tells Florida visitors he plans to write his own inaugural address (Original post)
dixiegrrrrl Dec 2016 OP
LisaM Dec 2016 #1
Historic NY Dec 2016 #2
dixiegrrrrl Dec 2016 #3
Historic NY Dec 2016 #19
smirkymonkey Dec 2016 #4
dixiegrrrrl Dec 2016 #22
jberryhill Dec 2016 #5
Arkansas Granny Dec 2016 #9
dixiegrrrrl Dec 2016 #11
Initech Dec 2016 #15
HassleCat Dec 2016 #6
lindysalsagal Dec 2016 #7
pressbox69 Dec 2016 #8
lindysalsagal Dec 2016 #10
dixiegrrrrl Dec 2016 #12
UTUSN Dec 2016 #13
sarcasmo Dec 2016 #14
Initech Dec 2016 #16
Boomerproud Dec 2016 #17
mahatmakanejeeves Dec 2016 #18
summerschild Dec 2016 #20
Luz Dec 2016 #21
dixiegrrrrl Dec 2016 #24
malaise Dec 2016 #23

Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 09:09 PM

1. "I hereby give up this office to the woman who got 3 million more votes than I did."

That's work for me!

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Response to Historic NY (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 09:13 PM

3. He reported he would write it, after that was known.

I think there will be more than one writer but he will take all the credit.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #3)

Thu Dec 29, 2016, 12:46 AM

19. Somehow I think it will be short....

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 09:13 PM

4. Oh really? With that 20 word vocabulary of his?

This should be interesting.

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Response to smirkymonkey (Reply #4)

Thu Dec 29, 2016, 04:40 PM

22. Remember when he said "I'm smart, I know words".??

the address will be historic, for sure.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 09:17 PM

5. At 140 characters, that won't take long.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #5)

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 09:25 PM

9. For the win!

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #5)

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 10:23 PM

11. DUzy!!!!

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #5)

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 11:27 PM

15. Everyone who didn't vote for me is a stupid loser! Sad!

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 09:19 PM

6. We will know, so cheating is useless.

 

Any words and phrases above a third grade level are highly suspicious. Any references to literature, philosophy or anything outside pop culture are a dead giveaway. "This reminds me of something Si said on Duck Dynasty..." That's authentic. "As Socrates said in his apologia..." Sorry, not buying it.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 09:19 PM

7. Well, hell. Theodore Geisel wrote whole books with 50 words. Surely

the twitler can manage to replace the word "white" with 49 others, if he set his mind to it.

"Together, my friends, we'll make america
right
fight
mighty
hot
hate
mean
exclusive
cheat
lie
perfect
steal
cheap
deport
wall off

again."

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 09:22 PM

8. He's lucky he can read an address let alone write one.

Let Melania write it. Michelle is a great writer.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 09:35 PM

10. He could start with this: Will Durst: Huff Post generic acceptance speech:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/will-durst/the-best-generic-speech-e_b_757361.html

Thank you ladies, gentlemen and prospective donors, remote viewing audiences, readers, tweeters, and other platform attendees for joining me standing, sitting, lying here as your candidate for elected office, civic duty, greased chute to Swellsville. It is with extreme, reserved, dubious pride that I accept your mandate, challenge, double dog dare, and I hereby promise, guarantee, secretly doubt that I will represent you to the best of my ability and everything in my heart and soul and man purse.

Iím sure you want to know what I stand for and so do I. And I will reveal my positions just as soon as you let me know whatís important to you. What springs, leaps, staggers exhaustedly to mind: god, flag, family, kittens, rainbows. Iím for all things good and opposed to everything thatís bad, ladies and gentlemen and heavy contributors. And you can count on me to stay that way as long as you return me to office, or until a better offer in the private sector rolls around, hopefully soon.

If circumstances, poll numbers, my extortion trial verdict, were different and he/ she/ they werenít advocating we push old people, children, veterans, into the path of a steaming locomotive, 18 wheeler, cheese blintz, I would be the first, seventy- third, last one to defend their right to say whatever irresponsible things he/ she/ they believed in, didnít believe in or heard from a unicorn was true, because in this great country, city, state, ladies and gentlemen and 527 administrators, everyone is entitled to their own opinion no matter how foolish or downright treasonous it may be or see or dee.

And my opponent is one of those who needs his/ her/ their lips sewed closed, ladies and gentlemen and focus group participants, with their baseless accusations, frivolous charges, grand jury testimony. Because the way things are today, tomorrow and yesterday, in good conscience I just canít stand here and there and everywhere and let this continue, persist, carry on my wayward son.

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Response to lindysalsagal (Reply #10)

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 10:25 PM

12. That is perfect.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 11:17 PM

13. DUzy (another one!1) - we might as well laugh, then laugh *ruefully* until *NO* laughter

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 11:18 PM

14. Opening line. A huge, Bigly job that only the smartest brain could ever write.

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Response to sarcasmo (Reply #14)

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 11:30 PM

16. It's a huge job, the bigly biggest job! And our founding fathers were the best men.

They created the best country.

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 11:34 PM

17. No matter what the upsurper says Faux will call it brilliant

and the rest of us will

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 11:37 PM

18. Yeah. Bend over and.... Wait: are you at work? NT

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Thu Dec 29, 2016, 02:52 PM

20. Don't worry about it!

Melania will help!

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Thu Dec 29, 2016, 03:01 PM

21. Does he know it's a speech and not his actual address?

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Response to Luz (Reply #21)

Thu Dec 29, 2016, 05:15 PM

24. lol.....

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Response to dixiegrrrrl (Original post)

Thu Dec 29, 2016, 04:44 PM

23. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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