Mon Dec 12, 2016, 02:26 AM

A joke in response to Assfaced "I'm so smart, I don't need DIB" Shitgibbon: A joke

The Pope, Assfaced Shitgibbon, LeBron James and a 2nd grader are on an airplane. The pilot has a heart attack and the dies. Instantly, the plane starts to fall to Earth. However, there are four people and only three parachutes.

LeBron takes the first one and says "I am an international celebrity. Millions people look up to me. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps.

Assfaced Shitgibbon takes the second and says "I am the greatest president ever, and the smartest." He jumps.

The Pope looks at the 2nd grader and says "My child, I'm old and lived a long life. You take the last one. I am ready to meet God."

The 2nd grader smiles and says, "Your holiness, we both can live. The 'smartest, greatest president ever' took my backpack."

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7 replies	Author	Time	Post
A joke in response to Assfaced "I'm so smart, I don't need DIB" Shitgibbon: A joke (Original post)	Feeling the Bern	Dec 2016	OP
Did you write that Joke?	madaboutharry	Dec 2016	#1
It's an oldie, but a goodie...	TreasonousBastard	Dec 2016	#2
But I still laughed out loud!	Control-Z	Dec 2016	#3
Standing at the precipace of what may be humanity's darkest hour,	Mr. Evil	Dec 2016	#4
Lol, I first heard that joke in the 70's, with different characters.	cwydro	Dec 2016	#5
Haven't heard that one before. Cudos!	ffr	Dec 2016	#6
Very appropriate	malaise	Dec 2016	#7