NY Daily News Front Cover

[napkinz]

[BlueStater]

1. It looks like he's trying to squeeze out a fart.

His facial expressions are so clownish.

[napkinz]

3. "It looks like he's trying to squeeze out a fart."

all that sniffling ... now we know what he was smelling

[duncang]

4. Bad part about it I smelled it here in Texas

I'm not kidding. At about the same time my wife and I started smelling something. A skunk made a visit by our house. We had smell a vision.

[napkinz]

7. I'd rather be visited by a skunk than by Donald J. Trump

[eleny]

2. I remember when the Daily News cost a nickle

Great cover, btw.

[napkinz]

8. a nickel?

Thanks Obama!

[SunSeeker]

5. K & R

[ffr]

6. K&R

[malaise]

9. He cannot stand for long without support

Watch how he always grabs the podium

[csziggy]

11. That's what I thought - maybe low back problems?

I have lower back problems and cannot stand long or walk very far without support. I'm okay if I can lean on a shopping cart or walker and sometimes I have to lean and ease my back muscles. I suspected last night that was what Trump was doing.

[malaise]

12. Looked that way

Take care - do you swim?

[csziggy]

17. I love to swim but don't have a pool available

I live a good distance from town and there is only one gym with a year round pool - and the fees are outrageous. I was a member for a while after one of my knee operations but that was paid for by the insurance since it was therapeutic.

I've thought about buying a cheap blow up pool, but the maintenance and all the accouterments would add up fast. I'd need to put it in my screened porch so the summer bugs wouldn't eat me but that would block our view down the hill. I'd also need to heat it for the winter if I wanted for year round exercise.

My husband is not a swimmer so he's resistant to the idea. He knows he'd end up doing most of the maintenance.

[napkinz]

14. so much for stamina

[malaise]

15. He has no stamina

Look at him

[napkinz]

16. he's such a moron ...

[smirkymonkey]

10. He looks constipated.

Of course there is a lot of crap backed up in there.

[malaise]

13. He is really full of

shit