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ROFL! Cruz eating shit sandwich. (Original Post) JBoy Oct 2016 OP
That pic is a keeper! herding cats Oct 2016 #1
And, this one.. Cha Oct 2016 #15
Love that one, too! herding cats Oct 2016 #20
Yeah, cruz can go suck on his $24 Billion Cha Oct 2016 #24
I agree! herding cats Oct 2016 #26
This is probably one of my favorite pics yet this election Maru Kitteh Oct 2016 #2
Yeah file them under Schadenfreude.. Cha Oct 2016 #25
Ted haz a sad. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2016 #3
He looks like a Basset Hound that just got caught chewing on dirty underwear. nt procon Oct 2016 #4
Hi! My name is Ted Cruz gratuitous Oct 2016 #5
Grumpy cat vadermike Oct 2016 #6
He's probably getting an earful from one of his primary supporters. 4lbs Oct 2016 #7
A picture worth a thousand words...and that made me laugh out loud Midnight Writer Oct 2016 #8
Didn't he give up his seat to run? Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2016 #9
No....I wish, but he's still my freaking senator............. LeftInTX Oct 2016 #28
My condolences. Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2016 #29
Perfect title, perfect picture. This is my best laugh of the day. If only I'd been there to put glue NBachers Oct 2016 #10
Pass the ketchup awoke_in_2003 Oct 2016 #11
Oh how the sleazy (and smarmy) have fallen! bagelsforbreakfast Oct 2016 #12
What a pathetic wretch! nt Raine Oct 2016 #13
".. I ordered the hair" Warren DeMontague Oct 2016 #14
I love these. randome Oct 2016 #21
Stand strong, Ted... czarjak Oct 2016 #16
Choke on it Ted and get used to the taste! Blue Dalek Oct 2016 #17
Hi this is lying Ted Cruz calling on behalf of Trump Pence. I just wanted to remind you Johonny Oct 2016 #18
Someone did this awesome photoshop: JBoy Oct 2016 #19
:D BlancheSplanchnik Oct 2016 #22
"...and when you're done with that, Ted, you can clean the Men's room..." First Speaker Oct 2016 #23
Guess this is his "my Wheaties are full piss" look The Genealogist Oct 2016 #27

Cha

(297,153 posts)
15. And, this one..
Fri Oct 7, 2016, 04:49 AM
Oct 2016

Slate
✔ ?@Slate
Watch a souless, broken Ted Cruz volunteer for Trump without saying Trump's name: http://slate.me/2e6l5bo
9:09 AM - 6 Oct 2016
90 90 Retweets 103 103 likes

https://theobamadiary.com/2016/10/06/chat-away-the-debate-edition/#comments

The Schadenfreude is strong with that one

herding cats

Cha

(297,153 posts)
24. Yeah, cruz can go suck on his $24 Billion
Fri Oct 7, 2016, 09:42 PM
Oct 2016

cat in the hat story. No sympathy for him.

You too, herding cats!

herding cats

(19,564 posts)
26. I agree!
Fri Oct 7, 2016, 09:55 PM
Oct 2016

I hope you're having as wonderful a night as I am, Cha!

Things are looking good for us!

For all of us tonight.

Cha

(297,153 posts)
25. Yeah file them under Schadenfreude..
Fri Oct 7, 2016, 09:43 PM
Oct 2016

Slate
✔ ?@Slate
Watch a souless, broken Ted Cruz volunteer for Trump without saying Trump's name: http://slate.me/2e6l5bo
9:09 AM - 6 Oct 2016
90 90 Retweets 103 103 likes

https://theobamadiary.com/2016/10/06/chat-away-the-debate-edition/#comments

The Schadenfreude is strong with that one

4lbs

(6,855 posts)
7. He's probably getting an earful from one of his primary supporters.
Fri Oct 7, 2016, 01:13 AM
Oct 2016

"You told me to vote my conscience, and now you want me to vote for Trump?!? WTF?!?!?!?"

NBachers

(17,103 posts)
10. Perfect title, perfect picture. This is my best laugh of the day. If only I'd been there to put glue
Fri Oct 7, 2016, 02:18 AM
Oct 2016

on the seat of his chair.

 

bagelsforbreakfast

(1,427 posts)
12. Oh how the sleazy (and smarmy) have fallen!
Fri Oct 7, 2016, 02:32 AM
Oct 2016

But as a true (lying) Republican I expect him to say he was calling for Joe Barton (see sign).

 

randome

(34,845 posts)
21. I love these.
Fri Oct 7, 2016, 03:39 PM
Oct 2016

[hr][font color="blue"][center]A ton of bricks, a ton of feathers, it's still gonna hurt.[/center][/font][hr]

Johonny

(20,833 posts)
18. Hi this is lying Ted Cruz calling on behalf of Trump Pence. I just wanted to remind you
Fri Oct 7, 2016, 11:48 AM
Oct 2016

how much hotter Trump's wife is than my wife and that my dad murdered JFK. And remember to vote Trump on Wednesday Nov 9th. Thanks for listening.

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