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KMOD

(7,906 posts) Mon Sep 12, 2016, 12:38 AM Sep 2016

Oh darn it to hell.

I have a sore throat.

For the moment, my doctor has advised me that I can continue to post at DU.

I just wanted to be upfront, and in full disclosure about this.

I have sent Skinner all of my health records, just in case.

I have instructed Skinner to release my health records once y'all have done the same.

In the meantime, please feel free to speculate on what fatal disease is causing my sore throat.

Thanks, and if I don't reply in the next 24 hours I'm probably dying or dead.

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Oh darn it to hell. (Original Post) KMOD Sep 2016 OP

A sore throat ... NanceGreggs Sep 2016 #1

We are all gonna catch it. KMOD Sep 2016 #2

Ah, Nance - I'm doomed! So is my husband! csziggy Sep 2016 #6

I don't know why I'm responding ... NanceGreggs Sep 2016 #7

I'm fading but still lingering csziggy Sep 2016 #9

I'll stay as long as you linger. NanceGreggs Sep 2016 #10

If you really cared about DU, you would close your account LuvLoogie Sep 2016 #3

Did you give Skinner your tax returns? Hillary did still_one Sep 2016 #4

These people are unqualified to diagnose you... bmpbmp Sep 2016 #5

I read an op by you earlier today bravenak Sep 2016 #8

Oh ffs In_The_Wind Sep 2016 #11

Oh, no. Granny M Sep 2016 #12

I thought it was just my asthma kicking up, but now I know it's bubonic plague Hekate Sep 2016 #13

It's nice to see that we both survived. In_The_Wind Jan 2017 #14

Yes we did! Amazing. Hekate Jan 2017 #15

NanceGreggs

(27,835 posts)

1. A sore throat ...

Reply to KMOD (Original post)

Mon Sep 12, 2016, 12:46 AM

Sep 2016

... is an early symptom of Alzheimer's-Parkinson's-MS-Dementia-Scurvy-Leprosy-Bubonic Plague.

I'm not surprised you have it. There seems to be a lot of it going around lately.

KMOD

(7,906 posts)

2. We are all gonna catch it.

Reply to NanceGreggs (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 12, 2016, 12:48 AM

Sep 2016

csziggy

(34,189 posts)

6. Ah, Nance - I'm doomed! So is my husband!

Reply to NanceGreggs (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 12, 2016, 01:07 AM

Sep 2016

We've both had sore throats, sneezing, coughing for days now!

I have to go get my affairs in order.

NanceGreggs

(27,835 posts)

7. I don't know why I'm responding ...

Reply to csziggy (Reply #6)

Mon Sep 12, 2016, 01:18 AM

Sep 2016

... knowing you're probably already dead by now.

You will be missed.

csziggy

(34,189 posts)

9. I'm fading but still lingering

Reply to NanceGreggs (Reply #7)

Mon Sep 12, 2016, 01:51 AM

Sep 2016

Love having you back, Nance!

NanceGreggs

(27,835 posts)

10. I'll stay as long as you linger.

Reply to csziggy (Reply #9)

Mon Sep 12, 2016, 02:14 AM

Sep 2016

After that, who knows? This place could become a ghost town after we all start dying off from whatever it is that's goin' round.

Hang in there - thoughts, prayers, good vibes and all of the usual.

LuvLoogie

(7,668 posts)

3. If you really cared about DU, you would close your account

Reply to KMOD (Original post)

Mon Sep 12, 2016, 12:57 AM

Sep 2016

and let your best friend or neighbor start posting as Vice-KMOD. If you keep posting, the terrorists win.

still_one

(97,047 posts)

4. Did you give Skinner your tax returns? Hillary did

Reply to KMOD (Original post)

Mon Sep 12, 2016, 01:01 AM

Sep 2016

bmpbmp

(310 posts)

5. These people are unqualified to diagnose you...

Reply to KMOD (Original post)

Mon Sep 12, 2016, 01:04 AM

Sep 2016

it's clearly gout.

And no, I didn't stay at a HI Express last night - I got the info from Dr. Bornstien.

bravenak

(34,648 posts)

8. I read an op by you earlier today

Reply to KMOD (Original post)

Mon Sep 12, 2016, 01:23 AM

Sep 2016

Pretty sure I caught it. It won't be long now, be dead in a week.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

11. Oh ffs

Reply to KMOD (Original post)

Mon Sep 12, 2016, 02:16 AM

Sep 2016

We were gonna party ...

Granny M

(1,395 posts)

12. Oh, no.

Reply to KMOD (Original post)

Mon Sep 12, 2016, 02:24 AM

Sep 2016

I put on one of those masks to read and post here, although it's probably too late. We're all doomed.

Hekate

(95,743 posts)

13. I thought it was just my asthma kicking up, but now I know it's bubonic plague

Reply to KMOD (Original post)

Mon Sep 12, 2016, 02:59 AM

Sep 2016

We're all gonna die!!!!!11!!1!

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

14. It's nice to see that we both survived.

Reply to Hekate (Reply #13)

Mon Jan 2, 2017, 04:55 PM

Jan 2017

Hekate

(95,743 posts)

15. Yes we did! Amazing.

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #14)

Mon Jan 2, 2017, 05:30 PM

Jan 2017

It's that orange spray-tan dust that seems to be floating through the airwaves from the Golden Tower that may do us all in this year. You end up breathing it in like coal dust in a mine, but unlike coal dust it ends up getting to your brain like prions.

We must be vewy vewy careful...

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