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Wed Aug 24, 2016, 09:55 AM

To My Redneck American Community: What The Hell Do You Have to Lose

By AWhitneyBrown
Wednesday Aug 24, 2016 ∑ 5:41 AM PDT



And now, to my Redneck American Community, where are my Rednecks? There they are, thereís my Redneck American, okayÖ For generations, you have been giving your vote to the Republicans, and what has it gotten you? Nothing! Your lives are a catastrophe, believe me. You have no health care, your children are all dying of meth and heroin, you have no education, you are shooting yourselves with your own guns on accident every day. So sad. Just a disaster.

You have been losing, losing, losing. The big banks are buying all your farms, you have nothing to eat but junk food, you all have diabetes, and your water is totally poisoned from all the fracking going on. Absolutely horrendous. A complete waste. And what do you get for it? Nothing! Even the gays are better off than you. Theyíre taking all your marriages. Your homes are totally broken, I can tell you.

The Republicans have totally taken you for granted. They think youíre stupid! They are taking advantage of you and itís got to end, believe me. The Democrats will straighten this out so fast it will make your head spin. We will give you Medicaid, if you will just vote in a Democrat governor, believe me. It will happen. I guarantee it. What the hell do you have to lose?

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We are going to build bridges and roads, and send your kids to college. And who is going to pay for it? The billionaires, thatís right. They are going to pay their fair share once and for all. You are going to start winning again, and it is going to be beautiful. You are going to win so much youíre going to get tired of winning. Youíll say, Democrats, stop with the winning all the time, I canít take it, and we will say, no, we are going to keep on winning for all the Redneck Americans. We will be your voice! What the hell do you have to lose, I ask you? And after 4 years, I guarantee you we will have 95 percent of the Redneck American vote. I guarantee it. Believe me. Just give us a chance.

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Reply To My Redneck American Community: What The Hell Do You Have to Lose (Original post)
kpete Aug 2016 OP
DetlefK Aug 2016 #1
tonyt53 Aug 2016 #2
Go Vols Aug 2016 #19
klook Aug 2016 #21
Missn-Hitch Aug 2016 #24
librechik Aug 2016 #3
Hekate Aug 2016 #4
kpete Aug 2016 #7
lastlib Aug 2016 #29
Photographer Aug 2016 #5
Jeffersons Ghost Aug 2016 #6
Stevepol Aug 2016 #8
rivegauche Aug 2016 #9
annabanana Aug 2016 #10
Liberal_Stalwart71 Aug 2016 #11
progressoid Aug 2016 #12
eppur_se_muova Aug 2016 #22
progressoid Aug 2016 #23
eppur_se_muova Aug 2016 #34
napkinz Aug 2016 #13
mountain grammy Aug 2016 #14
kentuck Aug 2016 #15
raven mad Aug 2016 #16
lunatica Aug 2016 #17
Stuart G Aug 2016 #18
jtuck004 Aug 2016 #20
Iris Aug 2016 #25
IronLionZion Aug 2016 #26
Go Vols Aug 2016 #32
reznor73 Aug 2016 #27
Initech Aug 2016 #28
kentuck Aug 2016 #30
FSogol Aug 2016 #31
BigDemVoter Aug 2016 #33
madokie Aug 2016 #35

Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 09:58 AM

1. K&R

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 09:58 AM

2. You left out one key feature - being wrapped in a Confederate flag while saying this.

Add in that touch and they might go along with it.

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Response to tonyt53 (Reply #2)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 07:23 PM

19. They are out there



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Response to Go Vols (Reply #19)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 09:58 PM

21. Watch it...

You're ruining the "Fuck the South" meme!

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Response to Go Vols (Reply #19)

Thu Aug 25, 2016, 01:08 AM

24. That is just great!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 10:46 AM

3. consarn it! Females can't be President!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 11:32 AM

4. Excellent parody, kpete! D'you think it will work?

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Response to Hekate (Reply #4)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 11:46 AM

7. no

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Response to Hekate (Reply #4)

Thu Aug 25, 2016, 09:08 AM

29. (if rednecks could read above a fourth-grade level.......)

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 11:34 AM

5. Brilliant!

 

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 11:46 AM

6. K&R LOL! Republicans have made their own bed in ignorance and racism. Now Trump can wallow in it

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 11:47 AM

8. Excellent! Needs to be shouted from the housetops!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 11:49 AM

9. This is great, but it is over their heads. For real.

Satire is far too subtle for the Trump idiots.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:12 PM

10. PERFECT! . . . . . n/t

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 12:14 PM

11. I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:05 PM

12. A Whitney Brown!

Great to hear from him again.

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Response to progressoid (Reply #12)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 11:02 PM

22. Yes, it is !

I posted a video of him speaking on Colorado's MJ proposal a while back ... can't find it now for anything.

He's no stranger to DU ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php/harveywasserman.com/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=153x364

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Response to eppur_se_muova (Reply #22)

Thu Aug 25, 2016, 12:42 AM

23. Cool!

I didn't know he had posted here.

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Response to progressoid (Reply #23)

Fri Aug 26, 2016, 05:38 AM

34. For whatever reasons, he didn't stay long.

I understand that, since withdrawing from participation in DU, he has indeed finally fulfilled his long-held ambition and is now The Whitney Brown.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 02:01 PM

13. K&R!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 04:09 PM

14. Perfect.. K&R

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 04:37 PM

15. Excellent!

Posted on Facebook.

What the hell ! You can't keep friends on Facebook, anyway.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 05:29 PM

16. Guess who my VERY Alabama Redneck ex is voting for?

Yeppers, Hillary. Redneck is as derogatory a term and I do NOT like this post.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 05:42 PM

17. the punchline is that it's the truth!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 06:03 PM

18. k and r ..nt

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 08:16 PM

20. R & K. n/t

 

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Aug 25, 2016, 02:35 AM

25. This is brilliant. Thanks for posting it! n/t

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Aug 25, 2016, 07:39 AM

26. "we will take the guns away "

is the only line they will focus on



And that makes this totally awesome!

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Response to IronLionZion (Reply #26)

Thu Aug 25, 2016, 04:36 PM

32. I hear that regularly here in Tenn.

I remind them that the only changes to gun laws during Obama's time in office were to allow them in National Parks and on Amtrak trains.

They usually just start rambling about something else.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Aug 25, 2016, 08:32 AM

27. omg - that's the most amazing post i've ever read!!! n/t

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Aug 25, 2016, 08:50 AM

28. The southern strategy was a total failure. Time to right that wrong.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Aug 25, 2016, 02:36 PM

30. kick one time.

In response to Trump's speech just given.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Aug 25, 2016, 04:09 PM

31. K & R. n/t

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Aug 25, 2016, 04:45 PM

33. Oh yes, and your mountains have all been cut down to mere stumps from all that goddamned fracking

and coal mining!

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Aug 26, 2016, 06:19 AM

35. Sent to everyone I know, thanks

How much are we going to win for the Redneck Americans?

A tremendous amount. 13% 410 votes

A collosal amount. 5% 162 votes

So much it makes your head spin. 82% 2655 votes

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