Don't give dim don the nuclear codes

[Motley13]

He will tweet them to his BFF Putin

[rurallib]

1. or announce them in a press conference to show that he really does have them

[frazzled]

2. What about intelligence briefings?

They have to give them to him, but I think they need to black out 2 out of every 3 words. Or better, leave in only the "a"s, "and"s and "the"s.

[2naSalit]

3. He won't get anything

really sensitive.

[2naSalit]

4. Those are for the president and not candidates.

[kairos12]

5. Very good. Welcome to DU.

[duncang]

6. Donnie in the White house

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Secret service: Mr President this is what we call the football....
Donnie: where, where? I played football, I was great, I was better then Joe Namath. Can I see, can I, can I?
SS: Mr. President this is serious it controls the U.S. nuclear arsenal.
Donnie: Let me touch, donnie wants to touch. Did you know I'm great? I'm a expert with nuclear stuff. I was a scientist. Let me touch.
SS: Mr. President, please let me explain this to you.
Donnie: Your doing a great job. I'll make you rich. Now I want that box, please, please, please, I'll hold my breath if you don't.
SS: Mr. President I haven't received a paycheck since you made it in office.
Donnie: But you are going to be rich. You know I'm great right.


Secret service agent to another secret service agent: Maybe we should go ahead and hand this over to Mrs. Clinton. It's been 2 years we have been trying with him.