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Sun Jul 3, 2016, 04:36 PM

How about some Trump jokes, everybody? Can DU out do these?

How about a little friendly competition. Can we out joke the best jokes on dKos?[center]

How about some Trump jokes, everybody?

How about some Trump jokes: Part 2

How about some Trump jokes - Part 3


Trump called a press conference to deny that he signed all of his tax returns with disappearing ink.
“That’s a total lie, I would never do anything like that. I used white ink, white ink on white paper. Works like a charm.”


A billionaire, an orangutan, and an imbecile walk into a bar. Bartenders says “what’ll it be Mr. Trump?”


Trump says he was born in America, but what about that thing on his head?


How did Donald Trump make a small fortune?
He started with a large one.




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Reply How about some Trump jokes, everybody? Can DU out do these? (Original post)
L. Coyote Jul 2016 OP
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COLGATE4 Jul 2016 #2
jmowreader Jul 2016 #3
L. Coyote Jul 2016 #4

Response to L. Coyote (Original post)

Sun Jul 3, 2016, 05:03 PM

1. Best Donald Trump Jokes

Best Donald Trump Jokes

"While they were in the DNC cyber matrix, the Russians apparently stole opposition research on Donald Trump. Russia, what are you doing? If you want damaging information about Donald Trump, just wait for him to talk." –Stephen Colbert

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Response to L. Coyote (Original post)

Sun Jul 3, 2016, 10:59 PM

2. How stupid is Donald Trump?

How stupid is Donald Trump?

1. So stupid that he took a roll of toilet paper to a Crap game.

2. So stupid that he thought Moby Dick was an S.T.D.

3. Your turn...

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Response to L. Coyote (Original post)

Sun Jul 3, 2016, 11:23 PM

3. Okay...

Donald Trump accidentally locked his family in his car and couldn't figure out how to get them out.

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Some random drunk and Donald Trump are sitting in a bar watching the 10 o'clock news. On comes a story about a woman attempting to jump off a bridge. The drunk turns to Trump: "I'll bet you a thousand dollars she jumps."
'You're on.'
Three minutes later, she did jump. Trump pulled out a thousand dollars and handed it to the drunk.
"No man, I can't take this. I saw her jump on the six o'clock news."
'So did I,' said Trump, 'but I didn't think she'd be stupid enough to do it again.'

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 4, 2016, 12:34 AM

4. LOL.

Over 32,00 Trump tweets, not one of them worth reading. How does he do it with those tiny fingers?

"It's official now, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have both clinched the nomination for their respective parties. Which means we could be looking at our first female president or our last president." –Seth Meyers

"Donald Trump is continuing to draw criticism for his claims that Judge Gonzalo Curiel's Mexican heritage makes him unfit to preside over a lawsuit against Trump University, despite the fact that Curiel was born and raised in Indiana. And when Trump found that out, he said, 'Oh, no, he's an Indian, too?'" –Seth Meyers

"Yesterday, Donald Trump said, 'If I lose, I don't think you'll ever see me again.' So finally, a Trump campaign slogan we can all get behind." –Conan O'Brien

"Nearly 70 percent of Americans said a Trump presidency would make them 'anxious.' And 30 percent said a Trump presidency would make them 'Canadian.'" –Conan O'Brien

"At a rally over the weekend, Donald Trump was surrounded by Secret Service agents after a man tried to rush the stage. The Secret Service said the man was dangerous and disturbed, but they had to protect him anyway. Proving once and for all, the best way to keep everyone safe and sound is to build a wall around Donald Trump." –Jimmy Fallon

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