Cleveland

[Motley13]

They are having a hard time getting people to go let alone anyone to speak.
I have a suggestion & I'm sure he will be happy to CHAIR an event

Clint Eastwood

[Stellar]

1. Funny!

[Else You Are Mad]

2. I see what you did there!!

[HughBeaumont]

3. The New Ticket:

[Igel]

4. I find this odd and confusing.

If I were going to that event I rather think I'd rather be up there talking than sitting in the audience and forced to listen.

Of course, I don't think I much care what people would think about what I said. PUMA is a fine expression for me in matters of opinion and ideology. We don't need to march in utter lockstep and take orders from the platform--neither individuals, nor elected officials. This is not the CPSU we're talking about, and I forever wonder what, exactly, the platform is good for except making the writers thereof feel important.

[aidbo]

5. Well, he is good at giving speeches to empty seats.

[PJMcK]

6. Okay, tip o' the hat, now sit down (n/t)