Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:05 PM
Feeling the Bern (3,839 posts)
Scots rail into Trump. I am learning all new curse words. Go ScotlandLast edited Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:39 PM - Edit history (1)
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/i-am-learning-so-much-cool-slang?utm_term=.gi9XJX6GY#.ysxqYqO1M
When the Scots curse, they don't screw around.
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Feeling the Bern | Jun 2016 | OP |
Marie Marie | Jun 2016 | #1 | |
lapfog_1 | Jun 2016 | #2 | |
Aerows | Jun 2016 | #5 | |
Retrograde | Jun 2016 | #10 | |
Aerows | Jun 2016 | #14 | |
ailsagirl | Jun 2016 | #26 | |
Guy Whitey Corngood | Jun 2016 | #3 | |
Aerows | Jun 2016 | #8 | |
Aerows | Jun 2016 | #4 | |
2theleft | Jun 2016 | #16 | |
Aerows | Jun 2016 | #17 | |
Stinky The Clown | Jun 2016 | #6 | |
TDale313 | Jun 2016 | #7 | |
3catwoman3 | Jun 2016 | #22 | |
CBHagman | Jun 2016 | #9 | |
47of74 | Jun 2016 | #11 | |
ananda | Jun 2016 | #12 | |
spanone | Jun 2016 | #13 | |
calimary | Jun 2016 | #15 | |
muntrv | Jun 2016 | #18 | |
rug | Jun 2016 | #19 | |
tandot | Jun 2016 | #21 | |
Hekate | Jun 2016 | #20 | |
3catwoman3 | Jun 2016 | #23 | |
yellowcanine | Jun 2016 | #24 | |
tosh | Jun 2016 | #25 | |
Paka | Jun 2016 | #27 | |
ReRe | Jun 2016 | #28 | |
raven mad | Jun 2016 | #29 | |
smirkymonkey | Jun 2016 | #30 | |
Rex | Jun 2016 | #31 | |
malaise | Jun 2016 | #32 | |
SMC22307 | Jun 2016 | #33 | |
Feeling the Bern | Jun 2016 | #34 | |
SMC22307 | Jun 2016 | #35 | |
Skittles | Jun 2016 | #36 |
Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:08 PM
Marie Marie (9,999 posts)
1. Those were great...
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Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:10 PM
lapfog_1 (27,379 posts)
2. Weasleheaded fucknugget
that's my favorite
more G rated is "Weapons-grade plum" |
Response to lapfog_1 (Reply #2)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:13 PM
Aerows (39,961 posts)
5. Bloviating
flesh bag wasn't bad, either.
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Response to Aerows (Reply #5)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:20 PM
Retrograde (9,113 posts)
10. Bloviate and its derivatives
are among my favorite words, and essential for anyone discussing politics!
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Response to Retrograde (Reply #10)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:27 PM
Aerows (39,961 posts)
14. Mine too
The word itself is nearly an onomatopoeia.
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Response to Retrograde (Reply #10)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 11:40 PM
ailsagirl (21,878 posts)
26. Someone on DU said this-- I'm not sure who, but I wrote it down
"drumpf is a cheesy sack of toxic crap that is pumped up with orange dye and hot air, and is sold
to ignorant masses with no taste" ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:11 PM
Guy Whitey Corngood (25,712 posts)
3. Oh you had me at "cocksplat"......
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Response to Guy Whitey Corngood (Reply #3)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:14 PM
Aerows (39,961 posts)
8. "Mangled apricot hellbeast" n/t - it speaks for itself
Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:13 PM
Aerows (39,961 posts)
4. I'm pretty partial
to fucktrumpet.
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Response to Aerows (Reply #4)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:39 PM
2theleft (1,136 posts)
16. “Toupéd fucktrumpet”
That was my fave!
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Response to 2theleft (Reply #16)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:40 PM
Aerows (39,961 posts)
17. Icing on the fucktrumpet cake
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Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:14 PM
Stinky The Clown (65,798 posts)
6. Those are hilarious!
Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:14 PM
TDale313 (7,750 posts)
7. Lots of great insults...
I kinda loved weapons grade plum for some reason.
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Response to TDale313 (Reply #7)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:58 PM
3catwoman3 (21,379 posts)
22. Any idea...
...what it might mean?
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Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:19 PM
CBHagman (16,739 posts)
9. I've always been fond of the Scots...
...and they are performing like the champs they are just now.
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Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:24 PM
47of74 (18,470 posts)
11. Cocksplat, Toupéd fucktrumpet,Weasleheaded fucknugget, Gobshite
I am filing ALL of these away for future use.
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Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:26 PM
ananda (27,258 posts)
12. "weaselheaded fucknugget"
still laughing at that one
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Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:27 PM
spanone (132,908 posts)
13. brilliant!
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Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:37 PM
calimary (73,997 posts)
15. Spoon!
OMG!?!
You spoon! ??!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() For some reason that one just struck me as ridiculously funny! |
Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:47 PM
muntrv (14,505 posts)
18. Touped fucktrumpet is my fave!
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Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:47 PM
rug (82,333 posts)
19. “Mangled apricot hellbeast”
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Response to rug (Reply #19)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:49 PM
tandot (6,671 posts)
21. That is my favorite one
But they are all hilarious
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Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 10:49 PM
Hekate (81,821 posts)
20. Saw the ones safe for TV on Rachel. Laughed and laughed.
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Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 11:03 PM
3catwoman3 (21,379 posts)
23. In 2005, we spent 10 days in and around Edinburgh, on a...
...soccer trip with our sons. The kids on the trip ranged from 11-15. they were all quite impressed with the frequency of "the F word" in everyday conversation. On one 30 minute bus ride, we started counting, and were up to 150 by the time we reached our destination.
It was pronounced "fook" (as in 'spook') and somehow didn't seem quite so potent with the different pronunciation. Trump is a fooking eejit, no doubt about it. |
Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 11:07 PM
yellowcanine (35,483 posts)
24. “Clueless numpty” Heh. Don't know what it means but I am using it.
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Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 11:36 PM
tosh (4,350 posts)
25. Yeah, but...
"Delete your golf course."
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Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Fri Jun 24, 2016, 11:54 PM
Paka (2,760 posts)
27. Proud to be a Scot when I read this.
Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Sat Jun 25, 2016, 12:22 AM
ReRe (10,597 posts)
28. "Eejit"
... that was my favorite. Short, to the point and accurate!
If Eejit had half a brain, he would be dangerous. ![]() |
Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Sat Jun 25, 2016, 08:09 PM
raven mad (4,940 posts)
29. I. Am. I. Awe....................
Rock ON, Scotland!!
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Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Sat Jun 25, 2016, 08:12 PM
smirkymonkey (63,221 posts)
30. Bwahahahah!
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Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Sat Jun 25, 2016, 08:14 PM
Rex (65,616 posts)
31. I learned a lot of new insults today! Thank you!
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Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Sat Jun 25, 2016, 08:14 PM
malaise (252,876 posts)
32. Hilarious
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Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Sun Jun 26, 2016, 01:28 AM
SMC22307 (8,037 posts)
33. "Scotland: We hated that tiny-handed fuckstick before it was cool."
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Response to SMC22307 (Reply #33)
Sun Jun 26, 2016, 01:40 AM
Feeling the Bern (3,839 posts)
34. New York: We knew what a rectal wart having shitgibbon he was before everyone else did."
hehe
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Response to Feeling the Bern (Reply #34)
Sun Jun 26, 2016, 01:52 AM
SMC22307 (8,037 posts)
35. Seriously, I couldn't stand that MFer back to the Ivana and Central Park Five days.
Late '80s, early '90s?
God, how depressing that he's now the presumptive Republican nominee for Prez of the good ol' U S of A. |
Response to Feeling the Bern (Original post)
Sun Jun 26, 2016, 02:28 AM
Skittles (147,804 posts)
36. angry Scots are nothing to fool with
no INDEED
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