This just in: Trump Announces VP Choice

[MineralMan]

It's......Michele Bachmann!!!111!

Trump said, during the announcment: "Well, it seems like women are sort of important this year, so Michele will help me win, I'm sure. She appears to be one of them."

[Wellstone ruled]

1. Reaching for the fences,

can't be that lucky.

[MineralMan]

3. Well, he appears to be taking cues from Ted Cruz.

I guess he needed a woman who wouldn't compete with him, too. Carly Fiorina lost long ago, so she won't, like, you know, outshine him.

[Wellstone ruled]

10. Well you and I will get the last laugh

knowing the real twit. Maybe he could get the Snow Grifter as a personal Consultant to Michele,you know,,stage presents,proper costuming,and diction an pharsiology.

[chelsea0011]

2. You may have to repost this without the "sarcasm" in the future

[MineralMan]

5. Heben help us now, if that's the case.

It would be absolutely hilarious, though.

[unblock]

4. he'll toss a coin to choose between picking himself and a mirror.

besides, he'd never acknowledge he needs the help of a woman.

[MineralMan]

6. Dude's desperate, though.

Sarah Palin wouldn't sign, but Michele is always available for a gig. She needs the cash these days.

[Blanks]

7. Pretty smart choice...

It'd be difficult to pick someone, anyone that makes him look like the sane one.

She can do it. Crazy eyes.

[Yavin4]

8. Someone that believes in the rapture one heartbeat away from the nuclear button

What could possibly go wrong?

[KamaAina]

9. Well, that sews up the corn dog vote.

[awoke_in_2003]

11. I always liked this one...

What makes someone have this look? Maybe the Shocker?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0kmykKrVg4Y/UVKRsqmAp0I/AAAAAAAAGPw/f19DO6dS4xI/s400/Bachmann+5+Elvis.jpg

damn, pic won't embed.

[KamaAina]

13. Damn plus signs!

DU software eats them and other special characters. You have to substitute % followed by the relevant ASCII code, in this case 43.

[awoke_in_2003]

14. thanks...

I will try to remember that, but it doesn't happen to me often.

[Greybnk48]

12. What happened to the gal forking pizza with him?

The 1/2 Gov, Sarah baby?