Yuiyoshida gets a letter in the mail from the United States State department

[yuiyoshida]

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Dear Ms. Yoshida,
As you know, As President of The United States, there have been some things, I just had to do as Your new President. The first, disbanding the Democratic Party, and secondly, Removing all Minorities from the Country. This may sound scary to you, but its not really, as you will have two new choices;

1.) You will physically work on the Trump Mexican wall, without pay in order to keep your residence status and be a slave for life or
2.) Report to Los Angeles Pier 7 on April 15th, to be assigned to the USS Donald Trump carrier, to be deported, from the United States to Wenzhou China, (to the United States Releasing station in Asia.) You will be given 100 US dollars, to find a place to eat and sleep on your own, or you can make arrangements prior to leaving the United States. Your citizenship will be revoked the day you board the ship, and You will not be allowed to Re-enter the United States of America.

Please note An Attorney will not be available to you despite the fact you were born in the United States. Your parents, because they are married, will be sent to the Shanghai facility where they will be processed there (because they can not use option one because of their age.)

On behalf of the United State government, we hope you have a pleasant trip to China.

Be sure to surrender all official documents; drivers Licence or ID CARD, Credit or debit cards, Library cards, insurance documents, etc on the detailed list below, as you will not need this in China. Please let your employer know,that you will be quitting your Job two weeks prior to departure. Your last paycheck will be going towards the ticket for the Ship. All Bank Accounts should be emptied, and any cash turned over at departure time, and used as a donation to the Republican Party.

Thank You very much,
Donald J. Trump
President of the United States

Welcome to Wenzhou China, please report to our labor camps for fun and adventure!

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	Take the free trip to China, you are better off
	1 (6%)
	Work your ass off, on the Mexican wall, maybe they will let you stay, or send you to Mexico
	0 (0%)
	Run for the Canadian Border, and hope they will take you.
	3 (18%)
	Try and stay, and start an underground Resistance fighting group
	13 (76%)
	Shit just got real, you be dead anyway you look.
	0 (0%)
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[GummyBearz]

1. How long was I asleep

Trump is already president? Yikes, that was one hell of a trip

[yuiyoshida]

3. It probably be worse if it was Ted Cruz

I would be burned at the stake, as a confirmed Buddhist.

[Ned_Devine]

16. That's the part people are overlooking

It's like Cruz is getting a free pass in all of this. As ridiculous as Trump is, Cruz is actually far more dangerous

[AgadorSparticus]

23. I am totally with your on that! Luckily, Cruz doesn't have a chance

[yuiyoshida]

35. Yeah we just got a run of bad luck cause

The Republicans rigged the voting machines and so Trump won. (phew!) We are so lucky Cruz didn't win. The thing is, there will be no call for a Recount, and Trump's government was ready to go in a New York Minute. Why its only February and I already got my deportation letter already, that was Fast!! Gotta hand it to him, on day one, he was ready!! Thats after he made the official store of the United States,.... Walmart of course!

[rpannier]

19. Where have you been? His first term

was just extended until the war with East Eurasia ends. I thought we were at war with West Eurasia, but was informed that 'No. We've always been at war with the East."
Also, President Trump has declared everyone equal, just he is more equal than others
And everyone has had their name changed to Joe, so President Trump will be able to remember everyone's name easily
Would love to fill you in on what I know, but the song and dance number is about to begin

[yuiyoshida]

25. YOU ARE SO LUCKY!

NO dancing allowed under the Theodore Cruz administration. I can dance in China but that is only during New Years, and is traditional!

[rpannier]

43. Don't know if you're a Phineas and Ferb fan but here's the cultural reference

Dr Doofensmirtz has been named dictator and had everyone's name changed to Joe so he would remember
Everyone has to wear a lab coat as well

Here is the song and dance

[yuiyoshida]

48. I have never seen that before

interesting! Was that on the Cartoon Network?

[rpannier]

49. Disney Channel

The episodes are usually really good.
All the plots run similar; the boys (stepbrothers) are bored so they build something ridiculously amazing with the help of their friends. Their sister Candice tries to 'bust' them but always fails. They have a pet platypus who is really a secret agent. His nemesis is Dr. Doofenschmirtz who comes up with these ridiculous inventions that are always something 'anator'

Every episode has a song. Some of them memorable:
-I'm Fabulous (which I may make my ringtone)
- Give Me a Grade (Honor student doing heavy metal -- the lyrics winner)
- Busted
- Squirrels in My Pants
- Little Brothers is Cute

There are other good songs, but some you need to see the episodes to appreciate the songs (IMO)
All the songs are on You Tube

[RepubliCON-Watch]

2. K & R

Witty and clever!

[yuiyoshida]

4. Thank you...

I saw too many Rod Serling's Twilight Zones as a kid!

[Person 2713]

5. K&R ...sounds about right . Trump & his followers are ^this insane^

[yuiyoshida]

7. I have the feeling they won't be so polite

to those boarding ships to Asia, Africa, and South America. "They're beautiful people! Let's just let them be Beautiful some where else!"

[Person 2713]

9. That's why a century ago some bought their own ticket to Shanghai and didn't stick around

to find out how bad it could get for them at home, left before genocide and war and they survived in welcoming Shanghai only to then see Japan invade China

http://www.theatlantic.com/china/archive/2013/11/shanghais-forgotten-jewish-past/281713/
Before Nazi policy turned actively genocidal in the late 1930s, exile was seen as a perfectly acceptable solution to the “Jewish problem” and German and Austrian Jews, stripped of their citizenship rights, property, and employment, were encouraged to emigrate to any country that would have them. Unfortunately, there were few options for these would-be emigrants: At the Évian Conference in 1938, the great powers collectively decided to shut their borders to all but a small selection of Jewish refugees.

Aside from the Dominican Republic, Shanghai was the only place that remained open to these refugees, and 20,000 or so European Jews found their way to the city in the late 1930s. Shanghai at the time was a political anomaly: Control was split between the beleaguered Republic of China, an increasingly aggressive Imperial Japan, and France, Britain, and the United States, countries that operated self-governing “concessions” exempt from Chinese law or influence.

When the Second World War broke out in 1939, more European Jews had taken refuge in Shanghai than in any other city in the world.

[yuiyoshida]

10. Thanks for that but

I am not so sure it will help when President Trump starts his massive deportation policy..
Unless you are White and Christian, you will probably sent elsewhere, with arrangements made by the Trump government.

I wonder what he will do with Native Americans, and Pacific Islanders? Guess he will send them to some where in the pacific..those islands that are slowly sinking due to global warming..should about be right! "Hey, its where you came from, its not my fault they are sinking!"

[Rex]

6. That's it! Time to form Voltron!

Let's kick his RWing ass!!

[yuiyoshida]

8. at that point, i don't think we could even activate

The Power Rangers...

[rpannier]

20. The Power Rangers are Japanese

So, nope. They will be barred
Even the non-Japanese ones because the bodies in the suits are all Asians

[yuiyoshida]

22. yeh see...

its a totally messed up situation for me. I will probably have to get used to my new situation
rather fast...
WELCOME TO CHINA

[Rex]

45. Not a chance! We are busting you out 2night!

Time for the Underground Resistance fighters to take action! Trump is going doooowwwwn!

[yuiyoshida]

47. how would we win against the vast

power of the US government using military assault weapons against our meager old Ninja ways?

[Rex]

51. Because we are the underdog!

How did the Rebels defeat the Evil Empire? They just did.

[mwooldri]

11. Shove this up Don's a$$...

And tell him his golf course in Balmedie, Scotland has been turned into a resettlement camp.

[yuiyoshida]

13. Well as nice as that would be...

The President is not going to let us go to Europe...no sir, the Only Ships they have will go to probably Asia, Africa and South America. It be nice if it was Hong Kong, but probably not. The President has already made a deal with China to unload as many Asians and Asian-Americans on China, to do with as they wish.

Guess I best start brushing up on my Mandarin.. lets see...

NihaoMa! Wan shan hao, Sha wu hao! Wan An!

xiao pigu fan pi jer li? Jo Kai!! .... eh, i only know the bad words from here on out, not helpful.

[Person 2713]

17. Helpful to learn xie xie thank you and practice wearing a mask -if pollution continues there

you will need one!

[yuiyoshida]

21. oh yes! I do know Xie Xie ni.

and Bu Kei gi (you're welcome) ...i best start learning to say Wo ai ni...when they discover I am of Japanese decent. (I am in so much trouble right now, Hypothetically speaking.) I could see me going to North Korea, for a visit to a labor camp.

[Person 2713]

27. Ok Japanese you could hang out in gubei

Plenty of Japanese folks
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_community_of_Shanghai
Oh and Mexican food (a personal requirement of mine)
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurants-g308272-c29-Shanghai.html

[yuiyoshida]

30. um okay but I am going to be in Wenzhao

how do I get to Shanghai from here??? I only have 100 dollars in Yuan!

[Person 2713]

37. $35usd one way 2nd class

you have some cash so hop the bullet train up to the big city !
Everyone comes to the big city for jobs so you will be in the right place! Just practice wearing the mask...

Asians would be better off dropped in China than think of middle eastern Americans dropped into war zones or Africa with the likes of Boko haremen
Actually I will now list places I would like Trump exiled to and we all stay here! Better plan

[yuiyoshida]

39. Okay but I will have 100 dollars worth of Yuen

and even if I go to shanghai, I will not know where to stay or how to setup my work situation. Maybe I can get a slow boat to Taiwan, I have friends there, who hang out at the internet cafe, ...oh but than there is that nasty rumor, that all us Asian Americans were sold to China. I guess I will end up in one of those factories that use lead paint to make up play doggie bones for American's pets!

[mwooldri]

28. Take that licence with you...

I'm sure a nice Chinese person would mistake it for an old Hong Kong ID card and at least get you in touch with a EU official.

Either that or smuggle a few people up north instead. No ships needed and if that keeps up ... maybe Justin Trudeau will be billing Trump for the overuse of Eh that's been happening with the Americans making their way to sanity, cos they'd have to bill him for something and it's not for building a wall.

[yuiyoshida]

32. I found out from a friend

It seems Trump is going to set up a Internment camp, so we can hang out until we are escorted by a Police Officer to Pier 7 to board the ship. Maybe someone in Wenzhou will recognize the card, that's if the police don't confiscate all my papers.

[anigbrowl]

12. Just sneak over the bridge to Oakland and join our multiethnic resistance party

As a bonus we have lots of cuddly but fierce dogs to play with during lulls in battle.

[yuiyoshida]

14. Seriously??

Against a well Armed Police department, given US Government Military style equipment? I hear it will be a lovely
ship cruise to China...

[anigbrowl]

15. My wife got here on a boat like that, she's got a low opinion of the ocean life

She tells me that boats full of refugees have a troubling habit of sinking in shark-infested waters. Also the food is much better over here and the police are rather less trigger-happy than you might expect (certainly less than SFPD lately )

[yuiyoshida]

18. Well you know this is all

hypothetical under the new Trump Administration. I am sure lots of those barges will be pulled across the pacific by the US Navy, that's after they purge and remove all the non-white sailors from their ranks.

I shiver at the thought of what they will do with all the Gay, Lesbian and Transgenders they want out of the country. Maybe Trump will send them to France.. that sounds about right for him.

[anigbrowl]

24. As an illegal I'm supposed to be on the first boat out

or is that the first cattle car to the ovens? I can't keep up with Trump's ever-changing plans.

[yuiyoshida]

26. Ovens are too messy....

and who's going to clean that out? Wait, what? Slaves??? Oh guess what!! For those wish to apply, slavery is now legal. You can stay for as long as you live. You will only live in a slaves quarters. Personally, I would take the boat to China, and that beats debtors Prison, becoming legal next month for the lazy people who are left in this country.

[Half-Century Man]

29. Considering that WWIII will be directed at us,

the most militarily aggressive nation for the last three/quarters of a century; a free pass somewhere else might not be a bad thing.
The entire rest of the world fears having the largest nuclear arsenal at the finger tips of a megalomaniac (rightly so).

I'm for the resistance.
1: This is my home, I'll fight for it.
2: I'll blend in. I couldn't look more "wasp"ish if I had black and yellow bands around my ass.
3: I look good in a beret.

[yuiyoshida]

34. its not really a free pass...

My last paycheck pays for the trip, and the 100 dollars I will get is from the Chinese Government. This exchange of Asians back to Asia will assure Donald Trump a lasting Peace, well until North Korea blows a Raspberry back at Trump, and then he will Nuke North Korea.

I am sure the air will pretty much be the same in ..(cough!) China... grey and stinky but better that than Radio active!

[Half-Century Man]

36. I stand corrected.

My "free pass" was careless wording.

[Contrary1]

31. You are lying!!!

Trump would never give you $100.

[yuiyoshida]

33. well technically its

100 dollars in Yuen. They cleaned out my bank account and my last pay check pays for the trip to China. I was told how we should all be grateful to President Trump for allowing us some money to enter into the country, ...you see... CHINA IS PAYING FOR IT.

ISN'T THE PRESIDENT AMAZING??

[Duckfan]

38. I think they have some of those hidden camp places...

...near Shenyang too.




Bummed I can't find English to Pinyin (words) translation on Bing. All characters either traditional or simplified.

[yuiyoshida]

40. Is that near the ocean?

All the off loading places are either in shanghai or Wenzhou China, because those are ports of call. They won't take us further in land, cause it costs too much. Trump has made a deal to deliver all Asians back to China, cause ya' know in his mind, that's where all Asians are from.

[cojoel]

41. Kind of like this?

[yuiyoshida]

42. a little bit different

in this case, all Asians in the US along with other minorities are being shipped off to Asia, Africa and South America. This is the President Trump cleaning house. Guess he hasn't figured out what to do with the Native Americans, Pacific islanders and LGBTs as yet...

One will assume he will send Jewish people to Israel and Muslims to...some place in the middle east.

[MineralMan]

44. Sounds extreme, except that it happened here

in WWII to Japanese Americans, including many who were born here as citizens. I had a friend in college who was born in the Manzanar internment camp in California. She remembered little of it, of course, but her parents lost everything when they were sent to the camp. Everything. Given little notice, they could do nothing to deal with the small grocery store they owned. It was no longer theirs, and after the war, they had to start all over. Although she didn't remember the Manzanar camp experience, she told me a lot about her childhood after WWII and the struggles, both financial and psychological her parents went through.

That wasn't Donald Trump. It was FDR who sent her parents to the internment camp where she was born. It has happened before and could happen again. I was born in July of 1945. She was born in 1943, inside that camp. I've never forgotten what she told me about her life experience. It's a story we should all hear, I think.

[yuiyoshida]

46. Yes i have heard George Takei

talk about his experiences inside the internment camps many times. It can and will happen again provided that people will remember it, and will learn from it, and make an effort for the US Government not to employ such practices.

[Dont call me Shirley]

50. Frightening!