Hello, my name is Donald J. Trump

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Someone I know got this email today;

Hello, my name is Donald J. Trump,

Yes, the Donald J. Trump from such TV programs as NBC's Apprentice, and The Oprah Winfrey Show.

I am running for President of the United States of America, and my enemys are after my considerable assets which I must now conceal to avoid entrapment laws being used to my lack of benefit

What I seek is loyal patriotic American persons either men or women without regard to color or religious custom who are trustworthy so I can conceal my assets from my enemys. If you are faithful to American guiding principles and can be trusted I would like to write to you about a confidential business proposition that would involve a short term use of your bank account for me to conceal my wealth which I now have in oversea financial institutes. I will repay you for this service beyond your dreams once the election has concluded and I have won my victory.

Please only replys of the utmost seriousness. The email address I provide below is top secret and must not be given out to anyone.

I Donald J. Trump New York billionaire urgently need help from good American people! Are you one?

Thank you and God Bless America!

I wonder if there are any Trumpenfucker supporters who would fall for that?

[longship]

1. The Nigeria scam morphs!

Except, they forgot to use the formula.

My good friend,

I beg your indulgence...

[monmouth4]

2. I fell for it, sounded so much like him. "enemys" did it for me..LOL..n/t

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3. The "American Persons" made me think of Caitlin Upton

Specifically when she said this;

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future. For our children