The Winner of Tonight's Debate Was...

[rpannier]

Those who didn't watch the debate. Their IQs did not suffer from the mind numbing ass-hattery that is Trump, Rubio, Cruz, Carson and Kasich

[valerief]

1. HBO watchers

[rpannier]

4. People Passed Out on the Floor Stone Cold Drunk

Even when they wake with a hang-over, they'll still be light years ahead of those who watched

[oldandhappy]

2. Good to know!

I decided to wait for morning comments, smile.

[nolabear]

3. Oh no This one was fun!

[rpannier]

9. With every new cycle of republican presidential wannabes I get closer to thinking

I almost miss Dumbya
Compared to ghooliani, Sanitorium, the dumb former governor of Texas, The Gingrich who stole Christmas and this group of 5, George seems so statesman-like

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. I missed it... I was busy...

... in my kitchen...


(cuz that's where my laptop is)

[merrily]

6. LOL! I was due for a win!

From where I sit, Kasich seems the sanest and I think he's a nutcake. So.....

[SummerSnow]

7. Ben Carson

[rpannier]

8. I have to give Carson credit

He did make it to the podium tonight without screwing that up

[nolabear]

16. The Fruit Salad of Their Lives is trending big time.

[DesertRat]

21. Do you think the pyramids were used to store fruit salad at all?

[Iggo]

10. I win again!

Yes!!!

:fistpump:

[New Earth]

11. I would be one of those

because that's exactly why I refuse to watch them.

[itsrobert]

12. Hillary

or maybe Bernie

[rpannier]

13. At this point

I'm thinking of throwing my hat in the ring.
If Hillary and Bernie for some reason couldn't continue (God forbid)
I could beat any and all of these idiots
My cat would roll over them as well

[kentuck]

14. Actually...

the winner was Bernie Sanders.

[Blus4u]

20. Yup

Peace

[DesertRat]

15. I thought it was very entertaining!

I laughed a lot and feel much more confident about our chances in November.

[nolabear]

17. It was fun, wasn't it?

[DesertRat]

18. I kind of missed Jeb(!)

[rpannier]

19. He's preparing to claim victory as we speak

[rpannier]

22. Next Republican Debate Should Be Hosted by

Jerry Springer

[shenmue]

23. Satan

[brer cat]

24. DU without a doubt.

The debate debacle threads were hilarious.

[malaise]

25. Didn't watch

We watched election results in Jamaica and against all predictions, the governing PNP (30 seats) lost a close one to the JLP (33).

[Major Hogwash]

26. The proud makers of the Word Salad Shooter™.

[Lodestar]

27. I won! I won!!!!

I think therefore I am....a winner!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

28. I watched it! Well, maybe five minutes of it ...

All I saw was Trump and Rubio talking over each other, so I couldn't understand what either was trying to say.

So it was much like every FoxNews panel discussion, or any of Tweety's interviews.

[Depaysement]

29. Rubio stood out

Though I felt like I was watching a poor man's version of the American Bachelor.

The phony patriotism makes me nauseous.

[BeyondGeography]

30. I watched ice hockey

Far more civilized.

[awoke_in_2003]

31. I would rather watch

monkeys throw shit at each other than watch republican debates.

[0rganism]

32. ...Trevor Noah & The Daily Show staff

i thought i was winning by watching NBA last night, but then the Blazers folded in the 3rd and Houston pulled off a 35-pt comeback.

at least i wasn't watching a bunch of republicans hurl feces at each other