Woohoo I got two lotto numbers. What do I win?

[NightWatcher]

D'oh. Nothing

Hope y'all did better.

[NRaleighLiberal]

1. So so so close! Matched 4, and the 5th and 6th were my next pick. Still.. 100$!

First time I've ever won anything (except a few dollars in a scratch ticket we put in Christmas stockings each year).

Well got one powerball too - so, grand total of 104.00.

so so so so close!

[NightWatcher]

2. So close. Congrats!

[mnhtnbb]

8. Good for you!

I bought 10 tickets and one matched the Powerball. $4.00
Two others matched only one number. Zip.

How many tickets did you buy?

[NRaleighLiberal]

9. Five plays. So, profit of 94.00. not too bad!

[mnhtnbb]

10. Indeed!

Congrats!

[Archae]

3. I bombed out completely. Again.

[MissDeeds]

4. I got one number and the powerball

Not sure if that will win anything...

[brooklynite]

5. You win $4.

[Ino]

14. I believe it does!

If you match the powerball, you always win something. Plus extra for any other numbers you match. I think!

[brooklynite]

6. two numbers wins nothing...two PLUS the Powerball wins $7

[DisgustipatedinCA]

7. I didn't play, but if the winning ticket is only 400 miles from me, what do I get?

I mean, I'll take a Big Gulp or a pack of gum or something.

[emulatorloo]

11. Go Bundy on them and go seize it.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

12. I love the way you think. I'll drive down tonight, take over Southern California...

...and then I'll give it to various local white people as soon as I've established my court system. I may need my court system in place before I seize the lottery winnings. Everything in its proper order.

I don't have time to pack a lot. Do you think you could get some people together to send me some stuff--Slim Jims, beer, dildoes, stuff like that?

[emulatorloo]

13. Snacks for sure! I'm sure that 'U.S. Superior Court Judge' Doucette can help out

"U.S. Superior Court judge” from Denver, has arrived at the occupied Malheur Wildlife Refuge
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027527271

[mfcorey1]

16. I am choking on my breakfast! That is hilarious!!

[Takket]

18. The Constitution doesn't say anything about a lottery!

So the lottery is illegal! that money belongs to the people! and by that I mean me! So I will seize it all in the name of FREEDOM!!!!

President Ben Franklin would have wanted it that way! Betsy Ross sewed 50 stars for Freedom! Abe Lincoln signed the Constitution!!!!!!!! MURRICA MURRICA MURRICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mfcorey1]

15. I had the powerball number and won four dollars. Because of the

amount of the total pot, I should have at least gotten one hundred dollars for that. Dreaming out loud!!!

[B Calm]

17. What are the winning numbers?

[Takket]

19. #s

4
8
19
27
34
PB: 10

[B Calm]

21. The only number I got right is the powerball 10. What does that pay?

[Takket]

22. $4

Invest that now and you'll have $5 when you retire

[B Calm]

23. Woohoo, I doubled my money!

[Vinca]

20. Great daydreams.