#VanillaIsis #Y'allQueda become Socialists

[TalkingDog]

or possibly an anarcho-syndicalist collective

Oregon Militia Wants Hay, Menthol 100s, And French Vanilla Creamer

http://www.buzzfeed.com/salvadorhernandez/oregon-militia-wants-hay-menthol-100s-and-french-vanilla-cre

complete ask list:

[mercuryblues]

1. any canned food

would Walmart brand do or are their taste buds refined and demand Pedigree?

[icymist]

2. They forgot the camouflage adult diapers:

Adult Diaper - Camouflage - Size 30 to 40 inches - low rise

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[monmouth4]

3. Are there women there? Why the need for tampons?..n/t

[TalkingDog]

6. Gaping wounds and bullet holes

Not so much for sliced flesh, but anything a tampon will fit in.

It expands as it soaks up the blood, creating it's own pressure to stop the bleeding.

[DetlefK]

10. As if the Feds will use bullets.

A generous aerial bombing with tear-gas and it's done.

[monmouth4]

13. Thank you. I see they're thinking out of the box..n/t

[TalkingDog]

14. Nah, they stole it from people who actually served their country

Supposedly military medics will keep them on hand for just such occasions.

This group of Yay-hoos couldn't think their way out of a wet paper bag.

[pinboy3niner]

4. But they came prepared to stay for years. YEARS!!!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. It's not a bad list. One question ...

Why didn't they bring that stuff with them in the first place?

Haven't they ever gone camping?

[DetlefK]

9. Why buy it when others can donate it to you?

[LiberalElite]

11. ^^^^THIS^^^^

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

16. Dang! I shoulda thought of that when I went camping!

Instead of hauling that heavy backpack, I could have just sent tweets for treats.

[KingCharlemagne]

7. My personal favorite is 'ice scrappers,' as I thought these seditionists

were ice scrappers already!

[TalkingDog]

8. I'm thinking treat it like a Chinese menu

Cigarettes stuffed in a jar full of Miracle Whip. Or shampoo and sugar mixed together well.

Get creative.

[LiberalElite]

12. Good idea - I'll contribute

razors in the sliced cheese.

[trof]

15. OK, I'll send the John Radios Ham, the Gaming supplies, and the Aprans 4".

Wait...the wut?

[Quixote1818]

17. I still think we should send lots of vodka to get them drunk

nothing more likely to turn into a brawl than a bunch of drunk rednecks.

[Vinca]

18. They can't help it, they're basically "takers."

They've been taking advantage of the taxpayers for years by grazing their cattle at bargain basement prices and then refusing to pay that bill.

[dmr]

19. Gaming supplies?

I don't really know what gaming supplies are, but ....

Does that mean they're planning to hunt at this refuge?

If so, them bastards!

They should close their bridal registry, pack their bags, and end their illegal squatting on America's land.

Leave you assholes, so we can arrest & jail you on your way home.

[TalkingDog]

20. I think they mean video games.

Couch potatoes that they are. "Every body feed and clothe me. And entertain me while you are at it."