oh. my. I heard you could buy a space for the end times for $38,0000....and I stumbled across this!

[magical thyme]

http://maine.craigslist.org/reo/2970576698.html

$38500 / 1br - 1ft² - End Times- Underground Bedroom (Private- Central Maine area)

We are building an underground facility that will take care of you in the end times. Each room cost $38,800. The guarantees you a place to go during the end times or NY disater. I have had this designed and all informatation and location is private. I you want more information please call David at 207 632 8771. This needs to be private so call for more information. Secure you spot for a world disaters.

[LiberalAndProud]

1. I think David sold me some siding one time.

(not really)
http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/10924041.html

Still, I smell s.c.a.m.

[pinboy3niner]

2. Screw that. If I'm not Raptured, I'm moving into somebody's MANSION!

[HarveyDarkey]

3. 1ft² ?

Pretty small space. What's a disater? But then scamming "believers" is usually pretty easy. Just ask Falwell, Swaggart et al.

[Confusious]

11. It's benders closet

It ain't a bedroom, it's a cubby hole.

[Walk away]

4. Imagine being the last person on Earth with David? AAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGG!!!!!

[Life Long Dem]

5. "The guarantees you a place..."

"I you want more information...". Good luck on your scam. Idiot can't even write.

[magical thyme]

6. informatation

apparently David attended the same school as W.

[Life Long Dem]

8. Missed that one.

Cell phone number too. Probably one of those throw away phones that you prepay.

[fascisthunter]

7. Looks Like the Devil is making a "killing"

[NV Whino]

9. Are you sure these aren't in Nigeria?

[magical thyme]

16. how can you tell Mainiac from Nigerian scammers?

The blinding whiteness.

I live in midcoast Maine. If it's not nailed down, they'll steal it. If it is nailed down, they'll crap all over it. They think they're clever by naming Massachusetts transplants "Massholes." But they take assholery to a whole new level. And while they're calling you a Masshole, don't even bother asking them if they project much. The vacant stare tells you all you need to know. There really is nobody home.

Great place to visit, but hang onto your teeth while you're passing through. You're probably the only person around past the age of zero who has any.

[LiberalAndProud]

10. On the other hand, maybe I should secure a spot for the world disaters.

I wouldn't want to miss it. or maybe I would. What happens when the world is disate? Is vomiting involved? (dry heave) Never mind, count me out.

[2banon]

12. omg please!

stop! I'm going to pee my pants!

[Politicalboi]

13. I don't live in NY

But from what I hear parking is killer out there. This would be a cheap parking spot till the day you need it for survival. I wonder if it has elevators.

[DCKit]

14. Oh, the lengths undertakers won't go to in order to sell a plot. nt

[Pab Sungenis]

15. One square foot?

You can't STAND in one square foot, let alone ride out the end of the world.

One square foot is exactly that: one foot long and one foot deep. For the average person to stand comfortably, with room around them, you need at least 4 square feet (2x2). To be able to lie down, you'd want at least 18 (6x3).

This is a wonderful example of the stupid preying on the stupider.