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Sun Nov 8, 2015, 10:42 AM

Ben Carson: ‘My Father Jor-El Sent Me To Earth From Kypton When I Was A Small Child’




“I had a tumultuous childhood and upbringing. There was a lot that I had to overcome significant obstacles to get to where I am today. For instance, my father Jor-El sent me to Earth from Kypton when I was a small child. That was very difficult for me. I had to leave my birth planet and come to a new place and try to fit in and thrive.

There was also a time when I worked a short while at a newspaper called the Daily Planet, and I thought who better to write for a paper called the Daily Planet than a man who came from a different one.

I also have great superpowers that I have to disguise so that I fit in among everyone else. I can’t let people know that I can fly or see through buildings. There will be those who would tear me down and see me as different if those abilities were to be revealed. All you have to know about me is that I love America, and since I love America I will make sure you all are loved.”


you betcha:
http://www.freewoodpost.com/2015/11/06/ben-carson-my-father-jor-el-sent-me-to-earth-from-kypton-when-i-was-a-small-child/
http://www.commdiginews.com/politics-2/liberal-media-bias-has-millenials-fearing-ben-carsons-power-49762/

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Reply Ben Carson: ‘My Father Jor-El Sent Me To Earth From Kypton When I Was A Small Child’ (Original post)
kpete Nov 2015 OP
eppur_se_muova Nov 2015 #1
misterhighwasted Nov 2015 #2
randome Nov 2015 #3
Mendocino Nov 2015 #4
greytdemocrat Nov 2015 #5
rusty fender Nov 2015 #6
treestar Nov 2015 #7
smirkymonkey Nov 2015 #8
cwydro Nov 2015 #10
librechik Nov 2015 #9
L. Coyote Nov 2015 #11
SammyWinstonJack Nov 2015 #12
kpete Nov 2015 #13
L. Coyote Nov 2015 #14
Monk06 Nov 2015 #15
L. Coyote Nov 2015 #16

Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 11:04 AM

1. Obviously, the cosmic ray shielding was inadequate ... nt

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Response to eppur_se_muova (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 11:29 AM

2. k & r

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 11:32 AM

3. Baby Ben built that rocket, too. He was quite the prodigy.

 

[hr][font color="blue"][center]You have to play the game to find out why you're playing the game. -Existenz[/center][/font][hr]

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 11:32 AM

4. I saw Ben Carson

once inject a quart of liquid LSD into his eyeball.

Oh wait, that was Bill Brasky.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 11:41 AM

5. Keep making fun of a Black man.

That's the ticket kids...

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Response to greytdemocrat (Reply #5)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 02:14 PM

6. Because black people aren't human and

aren't fallible like all of us are?

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Response to greytdemocrat (Reply #5)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 02:17 PM

7. This one?

Are you kidding ? The man is as loony as GWB. Worse even

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Response to greytdemocrat (Reply #5)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 02:17 PM

8. C'mon, we all made fun of Sarah Palin and feminists didn't pop

us and chide us because she was female. Face it, the guy is crazy, regardless of color.

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Response to greytdemocrat (Reply #5)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 04:47 PM

10. Seriously?

OK, can we still make fun of Trump?

Please say yes, please.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 04:41 PM

9. If he said it, he stole that joke from Obama--seriously

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 04:54 PM

11. It just keeps getting funnier. #BenCarsonWikipedia



I agree with Barack Obama on this one, and the place I'm watching is Twitter. Real time representative sampling on any topic brings out the idiocy adequately for me. And there are some very humorous gems out there on this one.

Cynthia Schrage ‏@pioneercynthia 28 seconds ago
"Loss of Keystone Pipeline leaves U.S. With no place to store grain."
#BenCarsonWikipedia http://fb.me/3Amq96Hqd

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Response to L. Coyote (Reply #11)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 05:14 PM

12. Ahaha....

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Response to L. Coyote (Reply #11)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 05:15 PM

13. LOL!

"Loss of Keystone Pipeline leaves U.S. With no place to store grain."

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Response to kpete (Reply #13)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 05:36 PM

14. Interesting how all the pieces fit such that it rings 100% true

if you have faith to begin with, or if you get the joke.
It must be true if Indiana Jones was interested in silos.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 06:03 PM

15. And my best friend is Nickleback Jesus

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Response to Monk06 (Reply #15)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 06:34 PM

16. Not letting go of your childhood imaginary friend, priceless!

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