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Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:31 PM

Warning, sinners!!!! God's gonna end the world today........and he means it this time!!!!!

Really, the eBible Fellowship sez so, and they're using Harold Camping's predictions.

Read on, fellow Unsaved:

While our planet may have survived September’s “blood moon”, it will be permanently destroyed on Wednesday, 7 October, a Christian organization has warned.

The eBible Fellowship, an online affiliation headquartered near Philadelphia, has based its prediction of an October obliteration on a previous claim that the world would end on 21 May 2011. While that claim proved to be false, the organization is confident it has the correct date this time.

“According to what the Bible is presenting it does appear that 7 October will be the day that God has spoken of: in which, the world will pass away,” said Chris McCann, the leader and founder of the fellowship, an online gathering of Christians headquartered in Philadelphia.

“It’ll be gone forever. Annihilated.”

And, that bit about Harold Camping?

The expectation of the world ending this fall stems from an earlier prediction by Harold Camping, a Christian radio host who was based in California. In 2011 Camping used his radio station, Family Radio, to notify people that the world would end on 21 May of that year. When that turned out to be incorrect, Camping revised his prediction to October 2011. That also turned out to be incorrect, and Camping retired from public life soon after. He died in 2013, at age 93.

McCann believes that Camping’s 21 May 2011 prediction did have some truth, however. That day was declared to be “judgment day” because it was actually the day God stopped the process of selecting which churchgoers will survive Wednesday’s massacre, McCann said.

Following 21 May 2011, God turned his attention to deciding which non-churchgoers to save, according to McCann. The eBible Fellowship believes that God said he would devote 1,600 days to this task – bringing us to 7 October 2015.

So, I guess we're pretty well screwed........

Oh, Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian says:

I've hired unsaved security guards to patrol my many Christian homes after the Rapture. I'm not about to reward sinners with Louis XVI vitrines.

You gonna argue with America's Best Christian???

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Reply Warning, sinners!!!! God's gonna end the world today........and he means it this time!!!!! (Original post)
LongTomH Oct 2015 OP
liberal N proud Oct 2015 #1
LongTomH Oct 2015 #4
liberal N proud Oct 2015 #8
hifiguy Oct 2015 #22
liberal N proud Oct 2015 #35
Rex Oct 2015 #2
dmr Oct 2015 #29
Mnemosyne Oct 2015 #3
marym625 Oct 2015 #5
leftofcool Oct 2015 #6
cpompilo Oct 2015 #7
MerryBlooms Oct 2015 #9
gateley Oct 2015 #10
Go Vols Oct 2015 #11
Xipe Totec Oct 2015 #12
dixiegrrrrl Oct 2015 #13
hifiguy Oct 2015 #20
mainer Oct 2015 #14
LongTomH Oct 2015 #15
Lizzie Poppet Oct 2015 #16
hifiguy Oct 2015 #21
leftyladyfrommo Oct 2015 #17
leftyladyfrommo Oct 2015 #18
hifiguy Oct 2015 #19
onethatcares Oct 2015 #23
Waldorf Oct 2015 #24
LiberalElite Oct 2015 #25
DavidDvorkin Oct 2015 #26
RKP5637 Oct 2015 #27
malaise Oct 2015 #28
lindysalsagal Oct 2015 #30
Person 2713 Oct 2015 #31
ladyVet Oct 2015 #32
Generic Brad Oct 2015 #33
polly7 Oct 2015 #34

Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:33 PM

1. I thought I had until the end of the month



Now your telling me it's TODAY?



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Response to liberal N proud (Reply #1)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:35 PM

4. Don't worry, just go out and have a big lunch. Forget about your diet.

Maybe have a Bloody Mary.

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Response to LongTomH (Reply #4)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:39 PM

8. If I am not here tomorrow...

You can decide, did the world end or did I make it to the mother ship?

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Response to liberal N proud (Reply #1)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 06:58 PM

22. There's probably still time to get to

 

the liquor store.

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Response to hifiguy (Reply #22)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 09:13 PM

35. I have a case of Octoberfest.

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:33 PM

2. Are they sure this time? Last time I ran around in my yard nekked and yelling for God to take me!

 

I'm still here...

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Response to Rex (Reply #2)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 08:13 PM

29. You must've skeerred him away.

I've been waiting around to barbecue. They said today was going to be firey. I'm so disappointed.

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:34 PM

3. The way this year has gone, cannot say that news makes me sad. nt

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:35 PM

5. I love Mrs Bowers!

I guess I better start praying. Damn! I had all kinds of plans to be fornicating today!

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:36 PM

6. I'm busy today. Try next week!

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:38 PM

7. Anyone know what time it will be & if its Eastern or Central Standard time? I don't want to miss it!

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:41 PM

9. !!!

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:47 PM

10. I can only hope...

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:49 PM

11. :/

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 01:58 PM

12. It's "Pasta La Vista" Says the Flying Spaghetti Monster. nt

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Response to Xipe Totec (Reply #12)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 04:46 PM

13. LOL!!!

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Response to Xipe Totec (Reply #12)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 06:57 PM

20. The Noodly One knows all,

 

sees all, tells all.....

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 04:57 PM

14. Has it happened yet?

Is everyone still here?

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Response to mainer (Reply #14)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 04:59 PM

15. I'm here......last time I looked!

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 05:01 PM

16. This time for sure!

 

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Response to Lizzie Poppet (Reply #16)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 06:57 PM

21. "Must have grabbed the wrong hat!" nt

 

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 05:02 PM

17. It's 4 o'clock here.

Isn't it Thursday in China by now?

No sign of impending doom so far. Actually, it's a gorgeous day in KC.

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Response to leftyladyfrommo (Reply #17)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 06:04 PM

18. Yep. It's Wednesday in Baghdad.

And if any place was going to go up in flames it would be Baghdad.

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 06:56 PM

19. It's 5:53 CDT.

 

I am still here.

So are all the buildings and rush hour traffic.

Wrong AGAIN, for the umpteen hundredth time.

Holy crap, fundies are dumb. I think they could be held up through snail mail.



As usual, Betty cuts to the crux of the biscuit.

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 07:55 PM

23. and I just bought a

new mattress. Sheesh, they don't even deliver til tomorrow and I was hoping to get a good nites sleep.

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 08:01 PM

24. According to my clock the prediction has only 5 hours left before I call bullshit.

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 08:06 PM

25. T minus 3:55 and counting....

P.S.: I heard Harold Camping on the radio about 20 years ago. BOY did he say some ridiculous things.

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 08:07 PM

26. The Tokyo stock market is open and trading

So maybe this prophecy only applies to Christendom.

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 08:09 PM

27. Damn, and I had forgotten to add it to my calendar. So little time, so much

to do it. Well, F it. I'll just sit here and watch the show!

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 08:11 PM

28. Well it's tomorrow in several parts of the planet

are folks still 'down under'???

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 08:16 PM

30. Seriously: It would be an end-times rapture of pasta, cheese, bread and pie!

There would never be enough pie to face the end. Better make friends with a pie-maker!

To hell with alcohol, I want Tiramisu! Chocolate cake! It almost sounds worth it!

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 08:25 PM

31. I have to go bed early so since nothing yet, looks like I will just wake up dead or a zombie

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 08:31 PM

32. Well, since it's only supposed to be certain select Christians,

how do we know we weren't the ones left behind? Have you checked on any super-religious family members or friends? Are they all present and accounted for? If not, they've probably been Raptured at last, and we can all party on like it's Doomsday 2015.

Sadly, this is the 61st time I've been left behind. I guess I should get with the program and start earning my way to salvation. Who knows how many Raptures we're going to get? It's not like there's an endless supply of those things, you know.....

Oh. Wait.

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 08:50 PM

33. In which time zone?

The Twilight Zone?

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Response to LongTomH (Original post)

Wed Oct 7, 2015, 09:10 PM

34. Woah.

I didn't realize I'm going to be plunkered on my b'day! Oh well .... I guess it's fitting.

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