Said on the TeeVee

[Scuba]

Leno

Have you heard about Facebook co-founder Eduardo Saverin? He's renounced his U.S. citizenship because it'll save him millions of dollars of taxes — to which Mitt Romney said, "That's what the Cayman Islands are for."



Letterman

Mitt Romney and his family have a big two-day weekend plan. They're going to hike to the top of his money.



Fallon

This week Mitt Romney started giving speeches while standing in front of a giant U.S. debt clock. When asked what it was like campaigning with a large electronic object, the debt clock was like, “Not bad.”

[JoePhilly]

1. Great stuff!