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Chris Christie: I will ORDER your Olive Garden waiter to send YOUR unlimited breadsticks to MY table (Original Post) Miles Archer Jul 2015 OP
You lost me on this one, the one thing I would like not to do is go after him for being overweight randys1 Jul 2015 #1
Actually had nothing to do with his weight, believe it or not... Miles Archer Jul 2015 #2
I agree. Cut that crap out. Christie is an asshole, plain and simple. Let's leave it at that. InAbLuEsTaTe Jul 2015 #3
Glad you agree. Try reading my follow-up post. Miles Archer Jul 2015 #11
I don't agree... lame54 Jul 2015 #14
Good Point! libodem Jul 2015 #6
It wasn't a fat joke, and if you read my reponse to the accusation that it was, you'd know that Miles Archer Jul 2015 #7
"I didn't say Christie was going to EAT the breadsticks." oberliner Jul 2015 #16
I believe you didn't intend it... Adrahil Jul 2015 #23
I believe him. Hide your breadsticks!!! misterhighwasted Jul 2015 #4
Can we stop with the fat jokes? oberliner Jul 2015 #5
And you didn't take the time to read my response. Miles Archer Jul 2015 #8
The total content of the post is a line about him demanding unlimited breadsticks... oberliner Jul 2015 #12
I owe you an explanation? Really? Skinner died and made you boss? Miles Archer Jul 2015 #15
Of course not oberliner Jul 2015 #18
You appear to be ineffectively hiding behind implication... LanternWaste Jul 2015 #19
Even if unintentional - no reason to disbelieve him despite his rudeness - can be easily misinterpreted. InAbLuEsTaTe Jul 2015 #20
I think he's actually lost weight since that picture. charlyvi Jul 2015 #9
So what's his position on breastfeeding? Smoking? Pit bulls? KamaAina Jul 2015 #10
I think I'm just gonna go straight to Hillary and piss EVERYONE off Miles Archer Jul 2015 #13
I read it as an Olive Garden joke. KamaAina Jul 2015 #17
Don't forget about Asian woodcarvers! madinmaryland Jul 2015 #21
Now that you all mention it GOLGO 13 Jul 2015 #22

randys1

(16,286 posts)
1. You lost me on this one, the one thing I would like not to do is go after him for being overweight
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 05:15 PM
Jul 2015

there is SO much legitimate stuff to go after

Like he is a piece of shit bully who needs a slapping

Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
2. Actually had nothing to do with his weight, believe it or not...
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 05:19 PM
Jul 2015

...I was thinking more in terms of what would be the stupidest power grab I could think of.

If you scan all of my posts, you won't find any from me attacking Christie over his weight. I've had a few weight problems myself in life, I don't find humor in it.

I pretty much attack him for being a bully and an asshole and that's it. Barging into Olive Garden and denying someone of their unlimited breadsticks seemed like a full-fledged asshole move.

lame54

(35,262 posts)
14. I don't agree...
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 05:33 PM
Jul 2015

fuck that guy

I've heard some laugh out loud jokes concerning his weight

no apologies here

libodem

(19,288 posts)
6. Good Point!
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 05:21 PM
Jul 2015

Fat jokes are cheep shots no matter how corrupt and contemptible the villain.

Go after his record.

Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
7. It wasn't a fat joke, and if you read my reponse to the accusation that it was, you'd know that
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 05:27 PM
Jul 2015

It is possible to have nuances in life...everything is not always black and white. You can make a joke about an obese guy being a prick without his obesity being the joke. I didn't say Christie was going to EAT the breadsticks. Matter of fact, it would be funnier if he DIDN'T....just let them sit there on the corner of his table.

So once again, I have no control over how things are taken here, but I'm not going to cop to posting a "fat joke," because I didn't. Period.

 

oberliner

(58,724 posts)
16. "I didn't say Christie was going to EAT the breadsticks."
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 05:33 PM
Jul 2015

This is really getting pathetic. Just delete the stupid post.

 

Adrahil

(13,340 posts)
23. I believe you didn't intend it...
Fri Jul 17, 2015, 09:33 AM
Jul 2015

... But it's the first thing that crossed my mind: fat joke.

Just say oops and move on.

Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
8. And you didn't take the time to read my response.
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 05:28 PM
Jul 2015

It's not a fat joke.

Seriously.

Because I can tell how serious you are.

 

oberliner

(58,724 posts)
12. The total content of the post is a line about him demanding unlimited breadsticks...
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 05:30 PM
Jul 2015

and a photo where he looks particularly overweight.

What is the point?

Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
15. I owe you an explanation? Really? Skinner died and made you boss?
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 05:33 PM
Jul 2015

The point is that you've made your point and I've explained this as much as I intend to. My recommendation to you is to put me on your ignore list.

 

oberliner

(58,724 posts)
18. Of course not
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 05:35 PM
Jul 2015

I don't put people on ignore lists. That defeats the purpose of being on a discussion board.

If you'd like to expand on whatever point you want to make about Christie, I'd be up for hearing it, but I strongly urge you to delete this OP.

 

LanternWaste

(37,748 posts)
19. You appear to be ineffectively hiding behind implication...
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 05:55 PM
Jul 2015

You appear to be ineffectively hiding behind implication... regardless of how serious one may or may not be.

InAbLuEsTaTe

(24,121 posts)
20. Even if unintentional - no reason to disbelieve him despite his rudeness - can be easily misinterpreted.
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 08:08 PM
Jul 2015

charlyvi

(6,537 posts)
9. I think he's actually lost weight since that picture.
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 05:28 PM
Jul 2015

He needs to lose more, but he's not as heavy as he was in this picture. Of course, what difference does being thin mean if you're still a bullying asshole.

Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
13. I think I'm just gonna go straight to Hillary and piss EVERYONE off
Thu Jul 16, 2015, 05:31 PM
Jul 2015

Jesus H. Christ, how many times to I have to post "this is not a fat joke" before people will stop high-fiving each other over slamming me for making a fucking fat joke I didn't make?

Move over. I'm hiding too.



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