Juanita Jean & Jade Helm: Looney on video!

[Ilsa]

This poor bastard sounds like he barely has enough brain power to walk to his truck. Chain link fences! Black tarps! Ninjas?

Here's the JJ link:
http://juanitajean.com/

[Capt. Obvious]

1. woosh

[virtualobserver]

2. excellent satire- the entire website is worth looking at

[uponit7771]

3. Wait, is this for real?... tia

[Ilsa]

4. Appears to be one of the crazies in TX that

Think the president is going to declare martial law and take away their guns.

[Ilsa]

7. oops... may be a very well-done spoof of the crazies...

See the post below.

[sharp_stick]

5. I think he's spoofing it

and doing an absolutely brilliant job of it.

"Look at those trailers...they have TEX written on them, that's so they know they have to be dropped off in Texas, who knows they might be filled with ninjas."

Take a look at his YouTube page for the lead in

"I been awake for 72 hours chugging energy drinks, taking caffeine pills, and chain smoking cigarettes so that I could study Jade Helm from within the hostile zone. Because of all the drone sightings today (disguised as commercial airliners), I was forced to smash my cellphone and throw the internet box with blinky lights into the woods. This story is important, though, so I am at an undisclosed location at my neighbor's house on the interweb sending this message out to you."

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6Bn1QSjaLrDMWuWC7pQD-w

[Ilsa]

6. so brilliantly that he sounds like the rest of

the crazies there who were frantic about "martial law", etc.

[sharp_stick]

8. Absolutely

like it says on the juanitajean page.

(Y’all, I know it’s gotten hard to tell satire from reality in Texas but if you’ll notice his daughter is sitting beside him and can’t keep a straight face. Another guy did an on camera warning and then “took” you to the hill overseeing the troop invasion. It was those tiny little army guys your kids played with. He claimed they just looked that way because it was a long way down there. It’s always good to see cowboys making fun of the rightwing.)

[Ilsa]

10. He got me then! Guilty! I bought it!

Yes, I really think there are folks here crazy enough to do this for real!

[sharp_stick]

12. Everybody has bought it a few times

It really has become more and more difficult to tell satire from reality with the actual nutjobs running around with cellphones and internet connections.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

9. OTOH. Maybe Jesus is behind one of the black tarps and just waiting for his band to arrive.

[HooptieWagon]

11. I suspect it's satire.

Well done!

[Gothmog]

13. Juanita Jean is having fun monitoring this story

[Monk06]

14. Fell for it. Should have noticed the girl smiling/